Sgt. Carter

Here is your chance. Next time you're at Walmart, Kroger, Publix or anywhere those Doofus People park, make that camera work!

I sense a bit of sarcasm in that post. Does anyone else get that feeling?

Post those pics too. That is what we're asking for. Just offer an excuse for them, no matter how pissed off you may be, or how deserved the keying may have been.

You're at Walmart. There is a car parked in the handicapped spot but with no mirror hanger and no handicapped tag. Or there is a car parked in thge fire lane. Or the blue gore. Or whatever. Here's your chance. Let's see the pic. Several, if you can get them. The only thing is that in order for the post to remain, you have to post an excuse for the offender. Give them an out. Offer up a reason that would explain such egregious action. For example: if you spot a car in the fire lane at Walmart, you may post the pics, the date and time and your vent about it, but then you must o

My sincerest apologies for not getting to your inquiry sooner. I was putting Otis back in the lockup for hitting the sauce again. Glad you found it. All is well in Mayberry. Shop around these parts often and wear those seat belts. El. Sgt. Carter, retired.

You are on duty, Bobby Jo. Stay on patrol. El Sgt. Carter, retired.

Starting a political thread in the Cafe is a no-no. You may start this thread in the proper forum but this one is shut down. Shut it down!

Something is fishy here. Investigating now. Calling Interpol and MI5. El Foxy Carter, retired. Now I see and understand. Split to another forum. Got it. Another mystery solved by the PCOM Patrol.

Bogey sighted! Target locked! Splash one! Splash one! Stay with me, Goose. Permission to buzz the tower?

We fixed it. Brain Fart. We were thinking someone else instead of Travis. All is well in Mayberry. Wear those seat belts and shop here often. El Sgt. Carter

Was it in a closed topic or was the topic being moved to a new forum when you hit the report button? Send me the link with the post you had the problem. Try the report feature in other posts and forums and see if there is a problem there.

Absolutely Clean is a commerce member.

There are 25 people in that thread right now. It has been visited more than 1500 times. The title says MISSING CHILD. Evidently plenty of other people did find the thread. Shop Mayberry often and wear those seat belts! - El Sgt. Carter

There were a bunch of duplicates about this after the robo calls went out. We couldn't keep up with merging all the threads so that one just got closed. Shop Mayberry often, wear those seat belts and try some of Aunt Bea's prize winning apple pie served daily at The Dinner for lunch. El Sgt. Carter, cruising the roads and making evil doers pay for their deeds of chaos and destruction.

You wish. My command. Thread closed.

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Don't go making us mad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPXnoLAEUSQ

She needs to spend some time overseas and see what real poverty is like for children. Sgt. Carter Retired but still the Enforcer

Somehow your settings were modified. Go to your screen name in the upper left hand corner. Click the MY SETTINGS. On the left hand side click NOTIFICATION OPTIONS. Make the necessary changes and click SAVE.

Topic turned into a talk about Bible stuff around post 124 or there abouts. Nobody reported it after those posts. Until then it wasn't about religion. We don't know if it's turning the wrong way if it is not reported. Thread closed.

PM was sent about 10 minutes ago. Check the PM box.

That level of moderation will be handled on a case-by-case. Some have already been notified.

It was an answer to your question. I thought you were asking what would happen if a person who couldn't post started stirring up crap in PM. That was done in the past and it won't be allowed in the future. Sorry I didn't make myself clear. I was not being mean at all but was trying to explain it further.