Stand on the porch, I have always wanted to throw rotting vegitables at someone. Can I set up my camera? I am sure it would get millions of hits on youtube.
Well, if you have time, I would like a nice marble rye. BTW Kroger has their brand wheat bread on sale 2 for $1. I could be lots more offensive right now but I am breaking you in slowly. Ask around, this is me being nice.
2 person CPR is the best option. If not possible (you are surrounded by soup chickens.) Standard CPR is best if you want to absolutely prolong death. I have been in this position twice and lost 1. A 7 yo boy that drowned in lake Alatoona. The body needs O2 and circulation to live. Depriving it of either will result in death.
On a lighter note, do you know how to administer CPR to an aids victem?
Boy Scouts and those trained in Battlefield first aid can answer this one. Especially those that have had to use it.