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Wait - was the teen on a motorcycle? Motorcycle drivers are absolute idiots. I'm not talking about your brut Harley biker types (though some of them forget that they are supposed to operate that bike JUST LIKE a car...which means NOT creating lanes just because they can) that "cruise", I'm talking about the ass jockeys on speed bikes. When they come out of no where and blow past me at 300 miles an hour, I secretly hope they meet a light post.

Her body is banging. BANG-in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp1KVPkrimQ I cried with laughter. This is awesome!

Oh! On this one! Gross out your kids! Before my husband and I got married, we vowed that we would gross out our children with our affection for one another. My 11 year old rolls his eyes when hubby grabs my butt while I'm cooking or when he catches us dancing in the living room (the new neighbors surely think we're strange). Thursday key to contentment, gross out your kids.

She's totally fab (sorry, another one of those silly words!) - take it as a compliment! I think she's totally fun! And have some fun - use the word jelly jut once tonight. Promise is wont hurt and it might make you feel fun! There you, my last one for the night. Don't be afraid to be silly or worry about what others think - just feel honored that they're thinking of you

That's the first sign! Totally thought of you the other day!! You look exactly like the Long Island medium! I'm sure you've heard that before

Oh, my little raving fan, you stalk me too much to not be jelly! After all, I pop on here for a day or three every 2 months. Just about the time I dot the lines and figure out that you're the same one that's always on my nuts, my real life calls and I have to hiatus again. Shrug. It's cool, I aint mad atcha. The Huffington post article is what provoked this thread. Totally.spot.on.

I am!! And I'm not slamming anyone, more...observing. You see, you're totally tainting my happy thread - a total sign of jellyness. However, I still am super duper happy today! And everyday, but especially today! Woot! And CONGRATS NC!

Ummmmm, it's her *screenname* rednekkchickkk or something. Anyways, I have a new one. Don't be afraid to be the one to say sorry. Or thank you. And Dear Lord, I am THANKFUL for my life, it's not perfect, but it's HELLA good. great, even.

They/she did it. Or know who did. Simple as.

And I will say that I'm truly shocked that no one has added any "ways to be happy". Just some unhappy comments from some bitter redneck. Sigh. I think I need to hit the highway...

True, but I'm exceedingly content and happy. Clearly, you're not.

I had really high hopes for Courtney Stodden, but despite her best efforts, bleaching her hair, enlarging her boobs, and wearing goldfish in her acrylic shoes...she's still sane(ish). I'm really pulling for a drug addiction with her, but we'll have to wait and see. Miley on the other hand - where did this summer sleeper come from? She's total amazeballs. Super happy Liam moved on, because this won't end well. She can't stop, and she won't stop, but we all know, girl needs.to.stop. (but please don't, we love it!)

WOW!!! FIVE - FIVE posts on the home page about wealth, getting rich, or not getting rich. We are all individuals, what happened to being CONTENT with what you have, who you are and your station in life? Here's DGITW's thoughts on how to be happier: 1. Turn off the Kardashians. They are a useless bunch of puppets. 2. Matter of fact, turn off the damn TV all together. 3. STOP telling your children that they can do anything or be anyone, instead recognize their natural gifts and help them explore ways to turn that into a career that will offer them security and the ability to sus

WOW!!! FIVE - FIVE posts on the home page about wealth, getting rich, or not getting rich. We are all individuals, what happened to being CONTENT with what you have, who you are and your station in life? Here's DGITW's thoughts on how to be happier: 1. Turn off the Kardashians. They are a useless bunch of puppets. 2. Matter of fact, turn off the damn TV all together. 3. STOP telling your children that they can do anything or be anyone, instead recognize their natural gifts and help them explore ways to turn that into a career that will offer them security and the ability to sus

I betcha he had an "assault rifle". Seems there are A LOT of mass shootings happening lately. They all seem to use that pesky AR. Hmmm.

If Congress does NOT back the president's strike...can he do it anyways?

I came <> this close to marrying Christian Grey. No, really. Not kidding. I only made it through the first book, it was just so poorly written, but housewives ate it up. Even though she was depicted as being dumber than a bag of smashed buttonholes, every housewife in the world could admire her rags to riches story and the way she morphed from a sweet, naive girl into a "sexual vixen" all while being shown a whole new world of sophistication and glamour. Personally, I find it hard to believe that any millionaire would want to work so hard for a chick that didn't even know she h

Personally, I'm all for nuking the whole damn place. It's a bad place - it always has been, it always will be. However, I realize that can't happen, so why don't we just mind our own damn business? This isn't our concern. It's not even close to our concern. Actually, striking Syria is a war crime...but wait, aren't WE punishing THEM for...wait for it...a war crime? Yeah. Bug out bags are red-eye. Who's comin' with me?

Hey now, hey now... Obama in the white house with questionable ties to questionable figures. Sending guns to cannibals in Syria. Russia's sending anti-missle equipment to Syria. China is moving more boats into the Med. And no one things thinks that we're getting a little too close to sheeze hitting the fan?!?! I have never been the one that thought Obama was this really evil dude. I thought that maybe he hung around with some questionable people (Rev Wright, Ayers, etc.). I thought maybe he was like me in his youth, a little naive and a idealistic in world views and one pe

Even if this were true, you're up to $200K...you're still in the middle class.

So, 16 days over the course of 7 years??? That's 2 days a year. Or 16 days in a single school year? If it's the latter, that's a lot of school. My son has never missed more than 4. And 2 of those were for vacation!

You are about to make me take my earrings off. Let me teach you some basic Psych 101 - people, by the very nature of being people, need to categorize other people (places and things). So, if you're "offended" by being put in a certain place, YOU are free to change that (for the most part). You see, despite your views, I, ME, ME ME ME, I am THE ONLY ONE in charge of my success (footnote: Glory to my God on High for his support - digressing). No person is entitled to ANY salary. If you don't want to work for minimum wage...then don't. When the industrial revolution happened, the steel g

I was just thinking that he probably knew them better because: 1. Paulding is a small town. 2. They would be ideal candidates for paid advertising. 3. Theres a number of FF places as commerce members here. I'm not sure what you were reading in there...but it was something more than I intended, I assure.

A marketer. However, I am in B2B marketing, not B2C. While I'm educated on the classic marketing psychology on the consumer side, I didn't eat McDonalds when I was poor, either. I did, however, work at a grocery store. Started bagging at minimum wage. Worked there for 5 years, held positions in all areas of the store and eventually had a front desk job which came with much more responsibility and a little more money. This green store offered to enroll me in the same management track when I was a cashier and when I was a front office cashier and when I worked in produce. Bette