southernchickie

Is it bad that I'm oddly turned on? I wish I had some clean socks...Oh, the places I would go!

He must be, um AWESOME in bed... (I think, probably not..)

Hey, I got the recipe for this! 1. Get Blender 2. Eat large mexican meal with plenty of margaritas. 3. Crap in blender. 4. Mix well 5. Enjoy!! hee hee (and why don't these health drinks ever involve large amounts of alcohol?)

Are we gonna get our own little episode of "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding"? Is there enough fabric in Paulding County to make a dress that big? Or Moonies? Or Space Aliens? Or my relatives!!! What color underpants were they wearing? Cause dang, you scoped out everything else already. Ever hear of stalking laws people? I just googled Elizabeth Smart, she's apparently not on the bus and is still safe in Utah. (I also called her house, facebook friended her, started following her on twitter, hid in her bushes,etc..etc..) Or Brett Micheal's Rock of Love Bus!! I s

I'd like to point out that Jsck P. actually took over the job as a fill in position for the Mayor who resigned. When he appeared at the meeting it was my understanding that he was not previously informed about the voting that was to take place, and felt that the decision had already been made and that his participation in that process would pretty much go against what he felt was a right way to present the items to be voted on. Soooooo, in a very nice way, the mayor told the fine folks at the city council to kiss his arse. Can you blame him? He took the position because no one else want

Would it make me a totally lush if I said, I might have one to sell? (Yes, it would!) I definitely have one that is leopard print (I know, I am quite the cougar!) but I think I might have one still in the box that is also leather. Will check and let you tomorrow!

I think someone's been slipping some Vodka into that blender.... Girlfriend's just a little too excited about it..

Thank you sweet baby Jesus!!

And here I've been using drunk hamsters all these years......

OMG,,,, I think I am having Beiber's baby!!! No...wait... it's just a little gas from that taco I ate from the new Taco Bell.... Nevermind!!! (However I'm still pretty sure that I am the mother of Ricky Martin's twin and plan to pursue that paternity suit just as soon as my lawyer <3 removes that restraining order he's got against me....)

I really like those kind of mops that men know how to use. If ya'll find one, let me know!!

I bet I know what house it is!!!

The only time my hubby skeers me is......

Au contraire, my friends. Although Arabs are KRAZEY as bats... (I know, my MIL is one), and the men are all HE-MEN types...the guys, for the most part, treat their wives like queens!! (I know, I married one and he comes from a huge family of wife-adoring Arabs!!) Don't hate!

Phonebooks are free, and don't leave marks.......so I've heard.