NumberCruncher

I'm exhausted from just reading that. Outdoorsy people blow my mind.

Wait. People are worried about words now? Last night I stole a linen napkin from a fancy restaurant to soak up my crotch sweat, made a guy from San Diego cry, played five dollars worth of wagon wheel on the jukebox...back to back at a place called 'the zoo', danced on the bar with a giant stuffed panther, had a shot named after me "crazy bitch", drank nine of them, asked a lilburn cop to hold my beer while I peed in the parkinglot, and probably caught hepatitis. People should be waaaaaaay more worried about my actions than my words!!!!!

At least I have something to blame it on this morning...

i've never read my kid's texts, listened in on their phone calls, checked their emails or messages on FaceBook, gone through their nightstand drawers, or opened notes left in their pants pockets. my kids and i actually talk to each other...

isn't a blue moon the second full moon in any given month?

Does anyone on this board know/remember how to lighten up? Geez....its like this competition to see who can be the biggest uptight know it all of the county. Relax people. This isn't real life!

Prudes!!!!!!

Well screw. I drive on 85 and 316 twice a week now.

Daily!!!

in tangipahoa? that's the risk? ok. why the crap do people still live in oklahoma? and why doesn't anyone give them shiit for it? pssst. might wanna look at a map.

woo woo!!! disney porn!!!!! little mermaid does it for me......everytime.

Yep yep!!!

Following Animals advice works. Just don't do it in Feelip's backyard. Unless you like to be filmed...

i made my son wait as well.

choot 'em!

i paid 3.98 in Lawrenceville last night. sucked, but i sure didn't feel like walking home.

i felt soooooo left out last summer.

oooh! i hope i get picked this time!!!

beer? actually, my for real answer is..............lemon with cream cheese frosting.

this is why i avoid minors.

in new hope?

i wish that was all they are. and yes....my neighborhood is home to at least two fabulous rockstars!!

no, i'm not... ever play shuffleboard at Morrie's?

wait. was this last week?

woo woo! i lived there twice during my childhood. haven't been back since 91 though...