NumberCruncher

the 'cougar life' jingle is playin' in my head.

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get it girl!

i'd rather my daughter marry a successful older man than a 20 year old jackass who works at mcdonald's and don't own a thing.

dammit. i'm allergic to adhesives!!!

it's a nice golden brown today!

great. another embarassing video. this seems to be the story of my life! make sure you monitor the news channels, girlie!

yep. this guarantees i'll be sleeping alone!

can the dad not take an allegra every morning?

hocus pocus!!!!

so, a diagnosis of sleep apnea is pretty much what i'm expecting. i'm just not so sure what to ultimately do about it. also, i'm not sure i like the idea of sleeping in front of strangers in order to get the diagnosis.

how do i go about arranging one? do i see my regular doctor for referral? i just can't see me scheduling an appointment, paying a $50 copay, and pouring my heart out about why no one will sleep with me. apparently i snore. loudly. which doesn't seem to bother me too much. however, i do wake up exhausted. which might be from playing musical sleeping spots during the night..... my resolution is to just sleep alone forever. but, on the occasional over night trip to exciting places like Waukegan, i will invariably be woken up in a strange hotel room in the middle of the night by dgitw

yay! i'm up for renewal on my AT&T phone next month. i'll come in and see you.

i was north last weekend. once a year is enough for me.

five gallon buckets are also quite deadly.f

yep. i love you again!

love them. love Steve Petit. can't say enough good stuff about my experiences there.

IF he hits you. why borrow trouble? you need a better pet.

i don't understand this. who gives a crap what the guy behind you is doing? why should his behaviour have any bearing on your driving? i don't even look in my rearview mirror unless i hear sirens.

this is why i rarely visit 'family dining' establishments.

now, now. no one knows for sure yet who was driving.

perhaps someone should break this cycle?

ut oh!

squee! my favorite game. oh. wait.... nevermind.

I couldn't log on for over an hour.