MarkPalm

I beg your pardon

I'm just following orders. Besides my gas mask is in the shop and I've been told it's an essential piece of equipment to work for you. And hell Chippendale dancers make me want to vomit. I like real men, no over pumped meat heads.

She also told me that she doesn't work on days that end in y. So I'll see you on those days.

RNG called me and asked me to come over and fill in for her. She says you like for her to wear skimpy French maid outfits to work. So I'll make sure I'm wearing mine when I come. What time do you start work there in the morning GD?

Awww...how sweet. I appreciate you saying that. Most here don't know that I spent just shy of 10 years working as a technician for live theatre, including national tours. I'm so thankful to Lenay and the City of Dallas for the efforts establishing a local arts venue with such diverse opportunity. It's just awesome and I'm incredibly proud to be a part of it.

Just a reminder...

We would be pleased to have him audition. The script calls for the four male players to play instruments. Specifically, lead guitar, rhythm guitar, bass and piano. However, we will consider people who merely sing. I know he can sing just fine and is well within the age range we need. So, send him on down. The requirements and materials needed to audition can be found on the website under the Main Street Players link.

How about a complete privatization?

Auditions for "Pump Boys and Dinettes" // Dallas Theater -- "Main St Players" April 17th—Auditions for a musical “Pump Boys and Dinettes” (casting ages 16 or older) Casting 4 Males / 2 Females. All are singing roles. Male actors also play instruments, respectively: lead guitar, piano, rhythm guitar and bass. 2 female roles play percussion (can be taught in rehearsal, percussion experience not necessary). We are looking primarily for singers/musicians who can also act. For audtions: Please arrive at 10:30am on Saturday April 17, 2010. Prepare a one minute monolog

Please and thank you. All of the info can be found on the website here...http://www.dallastheater-civiccenter.com/mainstreetplayers.html

You'll just have look for the post where someone is selling Madea tickets.

I'm not dear, I'm Stage Managing this production. That's what I used to do before I became a Real Estate mogul.

In other news apparently someone is trying to sell tickets to your show at the Fox this weekend. If I read it right they are scared Freaknik will induce labor and they will have to fork out for a hotel room for their niece who'll have to come be with them because her brother is out of town and they want someone with them for when the baby comes. At least that's what I think I read. When did you start performing? (in public)

I worked for one day in a daycare in Kentucky about 14 years ago. I actually didn't last the entire day because I left at lunch and they were damn lucky I didn't call the cops. These people used plastic grocery bags as bibs on all the kids that were young enough to make a mess when they ate. I'm not talking they were good environmentalists and used recycled bags tying the two handles loosely to form a bib. Hell no, these idiots slid the handles of the bag over the kids heads so they were wearing bags around their necks by the handles. Some of the kids were big enough that the plastic was tight

We need guys. BAD...send him on.

I'M SOOOO JEALOUS...I want jury duty so bad. I've always considered it to be a huge honor to be called. You should blog about it your experiences if you get picked. Or better yet, wait until the trial is over and then blog about it.

I get what's she's trying to say. But OMG...she was the um like really wrong person um to make the statements um about the things she like thinks about and junk.

Too bad...well tell your other musician friends. We need more guys to come out to audition. If you don't play an instrument, but you sing, come anyway.

YES...in fact we need to see men who also play guitar and bass. The show has four performances June 18/19 and 25/26. Rehearsals are set to begin this coming Monday and we will rehearse Mon-Thurs from around 6:30ish until around 9:30ish. Of course not everyone will be needed for every rehearsal and we can certainly do our best to accommodate schedules. Joe, please come audition Saturday.

Here's an update on the auditions for Pump Boys & Dinettes. Thanks to all who came out yesterday, we saw some great folks. Now here's your second chance to audition this Saturday from 10:30-1:30 The following message is from the Producer, Lenay Walker Hi everyone, The Main Street Players needs your help! We need singers/musicians to audition for the show Pump Boys and Dinettes this Saturday. Please review audition info and pass along via email or facebook or give out at church Wednesday night, any help you can give to get the word out is appreciated. We are specifically look

Don't forget Kelsi Archer and I take the stage at 2pm with our show of "Absolute Torch & Twang" I got the country oldies and Kelsi has the country newbies...as well as some other surprise tunes from us. Come on and check us out. This should be a good time for all.

Honey she was 40 the minute she popped out. This really shouldn't be a shock to you. And her Easter dress is too cute. LOVE IT.

You do know I live surrounded by about 600 acres of cattle farms.

Depending on several different circumstances...that's not all that unheard of. $8k off list is not a big deal in this market. The closing costs might be a little high. But that could have been negotiated. Just FYI.

I find myself alone when each day's through Yes I'll admit that I'm a fool for you