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old hippie

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  1. Been there, no luck when you can catch them open.
  2. Hey, found my password again. I really need to find a good fishing lake that is wheelchair friendly to take my nephew fishing.
  3. If anyone knows of a lake that is wheelchair friendly besides White Oak please let me know.
  4. Georgia driving law states that your allowed to run over at least two construction workers a year just as long as you don't damage the shovels they are holding.
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    Police

    What can I say......her door bell was broke.
  6. Super Bowl first then later the toilet bowl.
  7. Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot.
  8. Sorry I'm late, I just got back from Washington.
  9. I like local intrest stories, I'm so proud of Susie for winning that spelling bee I can't believe she wasn't invited to the White House!
  10. What if you'r single and her husband comes home while your doing her dishes?
  11. The good looking neighbor behind me refuses to buy curtains for her bedroom windows and with a good pair of binoclures I can't help but see her.
  12. When I was in school I belonged to the rifle team. We had .22 cal. rifles we had to take home once a week to clean. They were kept in an open armory where we could check them out and take to our gun range for target shooting any time. This was in the early 70's in Harrison, Tenn. outside Chatt.
  13. Can't bring myself to eat dog meat no matter how good it smells.
  14. Love yalls family!!!!!!!!!! Let's do lunch!
  15. I did mine washing police cars and picking up trash on the side of the road. (I also had to return the baby kangaroo to the Jacksonville Zoo.)
  16. I have a black and white TV for my dog, why waste a color set?
  17. I've been banned from there since that nasty incident back in "87". In my own defence there was no sign saying the toilet was for display only.
  18. I just got back from Fl. to help sungoddess with her son. (My nephew.) When they search my cell and find me gone all hells gonna break loose. Don't tell anyone I'm back.
  19. Never mind....I found it in the fridge under my comcast remote.
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    Lost

    Lost near Nebo road......one sock......last seen in my dishwasher (I don't have a washing machine) may be accompyed by another sock I lost about a month ago. It has a hole in the toe and may be easily found with a bloodhound with a cold. If seen please contact your nearest hazerdous material dump site. DO NOT APPROCH!!!!!!!
  21. Is that a carrot in his pants or is he just happy to see us?
  22. When I was a kid they sold candy cigarettes in the store so you could pretend to smoke like mom and dad. I had to learn to drink like them by myself.
  23. I hope the kid that got shot is OK, I hate it when that happens. We had to do that when Nixon was Prez.
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