Eddie Bennett

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MQ-emtC1w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLhL0UQwJ8Ehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PPL0n6Rx0E

http://youtu.be/1564Or5mMa8 http://youtu.be/mP2iZjefvss

I absolutely loved that "Stuck Like Glue",ss! Thanks for sharing that particular one.

Good one, sugail! "Everyone wants to look good but feeling good is more important." May I use that saying on some other important stuff?

Exactly, CrOne! Obesity is the leading cause of death, in this counytry, if the tuth be known. It's now ahead of smoking. If a person is overweight they are putting their health on the line. Your advise it the only way to control your weight, and your life.

It's now estimated that roughly 65% of our population is overweight, according to Dr. Phil it's of an epidemic proportion. So, do we care? "If you care enough for a result, you will most certainly attain it." ~ William James I don't know the author of the next quote, but results come from having an attitude like the quote says, in a round about way. "If you think you are beaten, you are. If you think you dare not, you don't. If you like to win but think you can't It is almost certain you won't. If you think you'll lose, you're lost. For out of the world we find

Signs of Christmas Everywhere Submitted by L Jon Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas." Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club." At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd." A Texas jewelry store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000. Three for $200,000. A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas." In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything... a calendar to remind him when payments are due."

I think a lot of people have found out, for themselves, that diets don't work. "Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively." ~ Dr. Phil Losing weight is like a full time job. You have to be more addicted to the job of losing weight than you were addicted to the habits of gaining it. Now, I’m not talking about acting like a person with Anorexia Nervosa, but more like Cindy Crawford. "Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford."

D...R, Have you heard the joke about the buzzard and the mouse? If not, I have posted it below. I am typing it out, because I don't remember what young age I was in, when I heard it. A buzzard was cruising around, looking down at the ground, to see if he could find some lunch. The only thing he saw that might provide some satisfaction, for his hunger, a little mouse. He then swoops down and gets the mouse. Well, he crises on back up in the sky, and gets pretty high, when the mouse sticks his head out the buzzards rear end. The mouse looks toward the buzzards head, and sa

Mery Christmas, ng!

'Twas' the night before Christmas and all through the house The whole darn family was drunk as a louse Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song The kid was in bed on his cell phone Ma, home from Wal-Mart, and me raising some **** Had just pored some liquor in my ginger ail When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter I jumped to my feet to see what was the matter Away to the window I flew like a flash Threw open the shutters and fell on my a** The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow Gave a shiney luster to the objects below When what to my blood shot eyes should a

I used Ortho Ant-B-Gon Bait, It killed the entire ant colony, at my house. I have three pets, and they were safe, as I followed the instructions on the packet.

GGGM, You know that salad should be an alternative to starchy, and fatty, food. Southern cooking has a lot of starchy, and fatty, foods on the menu. Potatoes have a lot of starch. I try my best to have my salad with less starch, no croutons, and no bacon bits. I use a little of so called light salad dressing. What are you trying to do, GGGM, make me want to add some starch to my salad?

Thanks, H W A M! The clock I bought at Wal-Mart, which you told me about, has been working fine for years, now. You may remember telling me that I could find a clock that sets itself automatically, by wave link.

Thanks for noticing, SOLO! Not only did I type it, I constructed it with a lot of the old story, “Twas The Night Before Christmas.”

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house The whole darn family was drunk as a louse Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song The kid was in bed on his cell phone Ma, home from Wal-Mart, and me raising some **** Had just pored some liquor in my ginger ail When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter I jumped to my feet to see what was the matter Away to the window I flew like a flash Threw open the shutters and fell on my a** The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow Gave a shiney luster to the objects below When what to my blood shot eyes should

Thanks, dana! I'm glad you laughed at the dead guy, though!

You're off topic, CO! I don't think women like those kind of jokes. I was trying to get along, for a chang, around here.

Q: What's the difference between E.T. and a man? A: E.T. phoned home. Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common? A: If you lay them properly, you can walk on them for the rest of your life! Q: Why are men like blenders? A: You need one, but you're not quite sure why ...or...They burn out if you run them to hard...

Dana, I stay over in the political forum a lot, and I have discovered women are like political campaigners. If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

What happened to the only man that finally figured women out? Answer: He died laughing.

Why do women have more hemorroids than men do? When God created man he made a perfect arse hole.

Cute little fellow! The babies are all so cute.

I know, you, girl! I've been on P.com a long time, but I have changed my Avatar, and my ID, several times. You think a lot like I do, even though no two people think exactly alike. I know a few grown women who have gone through a lot of hardship, because they chose the wrong college, or high school, sweetheart for a husband. I could see it, but they could not. When I would try to tell them I was just jealous, in their eyes. Thanks for you kind reply, Tt!