Eddie Bennett

It was a Christmas eve The Postman and LPPT will never forget. LPPT was visiting The Postman for the holidays. They had just finished a grand Christmas dinner with lots of Turkey, The Postman's favorite. The grown-ups were in the kitchen cleaning up. LPPT and The Postman were playing in the living room when all of a sudden they heard singing outside. The Postman and LPPT ran to the door, and there standing in the lightly falling snow were Christmas carolers singing Jingle Bells . It was so cold you could see the singers' breath rising in the air like puffs of smoke. The carolers cal

Thanks markdave! Merry Christmas To You Judy was a pretty woman, and could sing so well. I wonder if the little girl is Liza????

You have probably heard this story, but here it is, anyhow! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6_FnUL3B4Q

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Budweiser paid big money to have this commercial made, H W A M!

Merry Christmas RR!

Thank you wfal! Thank you, very much!

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Thanks, LPPT! I'm going to have to move mt desktop PC to the bar, but I haven't yet. I'll be back in a jiffy.

Did you smell bar-b-que, H W A M?

All we knew about the movie was what we had seen on the advertisement, Plus the walk through wall idea, and the thing of making goats just kill over by stareing at them long enough. We all liked George Clooney, and Jeff Bridges. They were guys that we looked up to. We were talking about how we could use that tactic on the guard, at the jail house.

I just can't tell ya, LPPT! The other guys told me not to ever say a anything about it. I've probably done gone too far, already.

:rofl: I've been in trouble, before, with the law. But, we got locked up for being on private property, disturbing the peace, and trying to steal the mans goats. They wouldn't believe that we just wanted to stare at them. But, the rest of the story is the funny part.

Did I ever tell ya bout the time I got really, really, drunk? I mean it was Christmas time too. I was going to see the movie, "Men Who Stare At Goats." Well, it turns out, that the movie wasn't playing that evening. I told the other guys, that we would just go stare at some goats. But, I an't gonna tell ya anything other than that part of the story.

I'm back LPPT! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, 'than that some good sheeze rat tear.' whoooooweeeee. I wanta tell ya!

Slow down. LPPT, you'r catching up with me, too fast! I've got to fix me a double Drambuie, the last was was good but it was just for starters.

That was funny As it gets, LPPT. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Somebody should take Santa to the hospital, LPPT!

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Thanks, Rosie! I'm really a nice guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpROLoGHbi0

I'm gonna have to be careful with my Bud Light, H W A M! Watch this commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZZ3Hv93q1Y

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