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Has anyone seen Rover ?

SOUTHERN BAKED POSSUM (OPPOSSUM) WITH SWEET TATERS 1 fat possum Salt & pepper 2 cloves garlic 2 c. water 5 strips bacon 2 lg. onions 1 tbsp. celery leaves 1 lg. can mushrooms 5 lg. sweet taters, cut in halves 3 tbsp. lard 1 tbsp. chopped parsley Nail head of possum to a board, just a little larger than the possum. Skin it. Make paste of lard, salt, pepper and rub over entire possum. Fill cavity with onions, garlic, chopped parsley and celery leaves. Place possum and board on rack in roasting pan. Lay 5 strips of bacon across breast. Add water and mushrooms. Add water as need

After seeing how vicious some of these old biddies can be to other people I have gone back to practicing the Golden Rule. Besides with the World ending in 77 hrs this is no time to make new enemies.

I like a women that keeps a clean house.

I'm looking for a place that offers Lowenbrau instead of wine at communion.

You really don't have to be a Rocket Scientist to figure that out.

No but I invited everyone over to watch me get my appendix removed.

It was a joke for crying out loud ! Sure your a pretentious braggerd but that's why we loved Thurston Howell and his wife Lovey on Gilligan's Island, that's why we cared for Daddy Warbucks in Anne. And that's why we love you "Papi" ! Merry Christmas one and All !!!

Falcons kicking some NYG butt big time.

Do you need a 30 rd magazine to protect yourself, and how many people do you think you can kill with a screw driver in 20 min ? This guy managed 27.

Oh please stop the stupid shell game your trying to pull on everyone. The sole purpose of automobiles is not for killing. You know one guy puts a bomb in his shoe and now we are all taking our shoes off at the airport. Some guy slaughters 20 six and seven year old children and you say sorry nothing can be done about it.

To hear you people we might as well get rid of speeding limits after all it doesn't stop everybody from speeding. How about drivers licences they don't stop everybody from driving.

Apples and Oranges don't you think ?

Well if you want to settle for the Explorer Limited that's fine I suppose . We of course opted to buy the more expensive Un-Limited luxury version.

That's nice, a little tacky that you would want to post pictures on the web, but nice.

If you have an assault rifle you can pretend your on Seal Team Six and play army in the woods.

Once I busted a blood vessel in my eye coughing.

For a lot of men guns can make them feel like they have a larger penis. So naturally the more you have the bigger, well you know. Same thing for Balls a big gun can make a man with small balls suddenly feel like he has a huge pair. Other men may drink, buy sports cars or purchase motorcycles with loud mufflers to get the same effect.

What a coincidence Cooks Home Country had a slower cooker receipt for French Onion Soup on PBS today. Maybe you can find it on their website, http://www.cookscountry.com/

Plus they had also been divorced for quite a while hadn't they ?

It's like everything else these days, everyone thinks we are fools and they can pull the wool over our eyes and we won't even notice they are screwing us. You think your'e getting a good price on an airline flight but after they have nickel and dime you to death you've end up spending a fortune. The Cable companies sell you what you think is a great deal until you find out that was just for the first month then the contract you signed doubles. You open up that huge bag of chips only to find the bag was pumped full of air and is only half full. A pound of coffee weighs 10 ounces, a half gallon

Someone else posted this link on another thread but it pretty much sums up everything. http://www.theonion.com/articles/truck-everything-nation-reports,30743/

Your post made me look at my bill and I have the same charge, here is a report Fox 5 did on the subject....... http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/18912703/the-lowdown-on-atlanta-gas-lights-pass-through-charge

Half these people are shooting themselves, and the rest are committing suicide by cop. What message are you going to send a dead man ? You act like your dealing with rational people.