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Remember those X- Ray glasses you always wanted ?....... A New Tool for Secret Agents—And the Rest of Us PASADENA, Calif.—A secret agent is racing against time. He knows a bomb is nearby. He rounds a corner, spots a pile of suspicious boxes in the alleyway, and pulls out his cell phone. As he scans it over the packages, their contents appear onscreen. In the nick of time, his handy smartphone application reveals an explosive device, and the agent saves the day Sound far-fetched? In fact it is a real possibility, thanks to tiny inexpensive silicon microchips developed by a pair of elec

Before changing your lifestyle consider if giving up those fries is really worth the sacrifice. Remember no one lives forever. ....... Hundreds Of People Who Will Die Before Christmas Really Excited For Holiday Season WORLDWIDE—With just days remaining until Christmas, sources reported that excitement for the holiday has reached a fever pitch for hundreds of people who will not live to observe it. "I love Christmas; I can't wait to go home, see my family, and wrap presents," said Yonkers, NY contractor Paul Gatlick, 34, who will die in a car wreck this Friday, and who echoed the thoughts

Buy Plastic and save a Tree !

The poster that calls herself the dumbestgirlintheworld says she can't tolerate stupidity. I'm I the only one that sees the humor in that ?

Sounds good to me I gar-on-tee !

Everybody wants to go to Heaven but Nobody wants to Die.

I say aren't you the guy that's going to retire on a cushy State Pension taken directly out of my tax dollars and secured by those evil unions you hate so much, in addition to Social Security . What do I say ?......... Your Welcome !!

Study: People worldwide living longer, but sicker LONDON (AP) — Nearly everywhere around the world, people are living longer and fewer children are dying. But increasingly, people are grappling with the diseases and disabilities of modern life, according to the most expansive global look so far at life expectancy and the biggest health threats http://news.yahoo.co...-172707169.html HAPPY HOLIDAYS !

Study: People worldwide living longer, but sicker With more children surviving, chronic illnesses and disabilities that strike later in life are taking a bigger toll, the research said. High blood pressure has become the leading health risk worldwide, followed by smoking and alcohol. http://news.yahoo.com/study-people-worldwide-living-longer-sicker-172707169.html

Actually a pancake always has 3 sides. The top, bottom and the space in between. It's a lot like opinions, their is yours, mine and the truth.

It's just a gift , I suppose but thanks !

A good thing to remember is if the authorities come to your house and kick in your door drop anything you might have in your hand. A TV remote, a cup of coffee or that new iPad you got for Christmas are all that is needed to shoot you dead on the spot. HAPPY HOLIDAYS !

Still you have to ask without the aid of a supercomputer would Captain,James T. Kirk,(aka William Shatner)...........Ever.... have,.....Managed to go........where.......No man.....had........................... gone before ?

South Koreans are not the only ones trying to rewrite and revise history and science. The very powerful and influential Texas School Board who has a lot to say about the approval of school text books across the nation are busy with their own agenda. Texas schools board rewrites US history with lessons promoting God and guns Cynthia Dunbar is one of a clutch of US Christian evangelists who have grasped control of the Texas education board. Photograph /AP http://www.guardian....ites-us-history

Cisco and Poncho was on their way to vacation in Florida when suddenly Cisco hit a man crossing the street. Poncho quick go and see if the man is ok ! Poncho jumped from the car and ran to the man now laying in the road. Poncho, Poncho is he alright ! Cisco screamed. Cisco Poncho replied; " I thin the's man must be from Florida he keep on say'n Sunny Beaches !"

To the posters defense it's not their fault. We seem to be living in a World of superlatives. That's why everything these days is described as AWESOME and AMAZING. If you don't believe me count how many times you hear those two words in a day. Sorry...it's one of my pet peeves.

I got my first one yesterday, like most of you I assumed it was someone phishing and just deleted it. Still I was tempted to see what it was all about.

The Grammar Nazi strike's again !

Well seems you already won the argument for me. But your right about the ER. Society has a hard time letting a person bleed to death just because they don't have insurance and if we did someone would still complain about paying to collect the dead bodies from the streets. I've never stayed in a room with some vagrant but then I never asked the lady laying next to me dying of cancer how much money she had. And yes I got my first SS check 3 months ago!! Thanks to the people that got the plan together 90 years ago. Thankfully you were not there back then to complain about that too. Are all the

An elderly couple that was celebrating their 50th anniversary was asked how they have stayed together for so long. The Husband said I've always tried to do something special for my Bride every year. Last year I took my love to China. And this year they asked. This year ? This year I went back and got her.

Yes you did, you may not have wanted to, none of us like giving our money to Society but it was for your own good. Don't you agree ?

And yet you have no problem taking advantage of everything else Society has pooled it's resources together and has given you. You use our roads, your children go to our schools and when a tragedy strikes you call our 9-11 service and ask for help. You see that's what a Government, Society, Community whatever you want to call it is, people pooling their resources for the benefit of all. So thinking of your well being Society has given you an Army to protect you, Society has built roads, water and sewer systems to make your life easier. We have funded Scientist at Universities to find cures fo

Translation: I've got mine and the rest of the World can go to Hell in a Hand basket for all I care.

Then again their was a study done by Stanford University that came to the opposite conclusion. Human Beings Are Getting Dumber, Says Study In a two-part paper published in the journal Trends in Genetics, Stanford University researcher Gerald Crabtree suggests that evolution is, in fact, making us dumber — and that human intelligence may have actually peaked before our hunter-gatherer predecessors left Africa. Read more: http://newsfeed.time.../#ixzz2EwQbqLi2