CitizenCain

pssst.....do you need the serial numbers filed-off cause that's extra ?

Damn felony convection's right ?

Slow roasted turkey in a tasty jell sauce, with a side of Kraft macaroni ( it's the cheesy- ist,) and topped off with a steaming can of Pillsbury butter me not's!

A panic-ed man rushed to his doctor and said Doc you have to help me I got up this morning and my private's have turned orange ! Well calm down said the doctor and just tell me what you did last night. Nothing unusual Doc just watched some videos and ate a bag of Cheetos.

sniff, sniff they just don't make um like that anymore.

Rolling Stones " I Can't Get No Satisfaction "......... No wait that's for another time and another subject.

Don't you two people live in the same house ? You might want to peep into the next room and actually try talking to each other.

Damn Needy people ....... Bah Hum-Bug !!!

James Taylor " Fire and Rain".

Rolling Stones " You Can't Always Get What You Want ".

Just my luck, all dressed up with no place to go.

Back when fresh meat could only be afforded by the rich the internal organs like the heart, liver and brains were considered the choice cuts of beef.

Back in the 1600's the Catholic Church offered absolution from sin at a price. Adultery would cost you a certain price, theft another and murder another. It was sort of a pay as you go system. Much like the arrangement the rich and famous has with government these days.

You have 2 days 8 hrs and 40 min left.....Get started and don't forget the wine!

Large Explosions reported, Airport under siege ! OH THE HUMANITY !!!!

BREAKING NEWS....... Munchstrosity Created In Frito-Layboratory NEWS IN BRIEF • Science & Technology • Sep 17, 2012 http://www.theonion....boratory,29587/

Party Poopers .

Sounds like "Topic Closer" is getting ready to fire up the ole moonshine still again !

Does your thirty year old child still live in the Basement ? DURHAM, NC—In a groundbreaking study published this week in the Journal Of Social Psychology, scientists reported that members of the millennial generation typically spend the entirety of their waking lives seeking emotional support from their parents. Americans born between 1982 and 2000—insist on maintaining unbroken verbal contact with their mothers and fathers from the time they wake up until the time they go to bed, requiring as many as 18 hours of reassurance and validation via telephone each day. said behavioral psychologist

Why don't you open a real restaurant ? If you food is half as good as your menus sound I bet it would be a hit. You could start small. There use to be a place in Hiram that served all you can eat catfish and chicken, maybe still there don't know. But it was only open on weekends Thurs, Fri, Sat. and Sun. Very popular and often had long lines outside.

Inside sources state that with the World's end coming in just 58 hrs. they have began shuttling the chosen ones to the safety of the tunnels.

Here 20 songs for the end of 2012, perfect for celebrating the end of the year or the end of the world. Because if it's going to end, you might as well go out with the ultimate apocalypse playlist, right? 1.) 2.) 3.) The Clash, "Four Horsemen" 4.) Joy Division, "Dead Souls" 5.) 6.) 7.) 8.) 9.) Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, "Death Is the End" 10.) 11.) 12.) The Doors, "The End" 13.) 14.) 15.) 16.) 17.) 18.) 19.) 20.) http://www.whiotv.co...nd-world/nTYm4/

Call of Duty was Adam Lanza"s favorite game reports are he watched obsessively.

Maybe the man a abused her, maybe he beat the crap out of her and her children, maybe she had come to the end of her rope and didn't know what else to do. Maybe he was a drug addict and she feared for her own life. Or maybe she just found another man and wanted the insurance money. I suppose this is why we outlawed lynch mobs in the United States.

Maybe it's time to rethink that million dollar life insurance policy ?