CitizenCain

I lost my goat's in the divorce.

Romney Makes Desperate, Last-Ditch Bid For Presidency

I heard their was a Federal agent at the Atlanta airport giving out free first class tickets to poor People,( Hispanics were having to settle for Business class) and folks were booking Washington hotel suites with food stamps.

Good, now get your sorry butt back to work. My Social Security check is due in a few weeks.

Boehner looks like he swallowed a frog.

What's that sound ? Is it the wind, is it a wounded animal, a crazed wild-man ? NO ....... It's the collective moan of fifty million angry old white men watching the inauguration of America's forty fifth President.

The county code says you cannot have a pen closer than 200 ft from your property line, to do that you would need more than a half acre.

Hey It's over they still had a fine season .

What kind of goat my sister had a Nubian goat he never did any of those things either but you learned fast to never show him your backside. Other than that I think he thought he was a horse.

I hope he remembers not to make eye contact with anyone when he gets on MARTA.

Good to know.

That's a lot of money to spend every year just so you can stick a gun in your pants.

My Pappy always said if you ever find yourself in a hole the best thing to do is to stop digging.

A goat with an identity crisis. This can be a problem. Perhaps giving him a play day with other goats like himself could help . Reminding him of his great goat heritage and those noble goats that came before him. Celebrate his goat-ness with him and show him he can be proud to be a goat. Teach him all the great things his ancestors have given to society. Get in their and butt heads with him every once in a while !

Who's morals your morals or mine ? In the past it was considered immoral to drink a beer. In Iran it is immoral for a woman to drive a car or go outside without the approved head dress. In the past the Catholic church had a system where you could pay "God" a fine for committing a sin. Steal something or beat your wife, pay a fine and all was forgiven. I have no problem with "morals" it's the people that set those moral standards that scare me.

You see the moment I see someone is going to return the Nation to God I start running. You see you cannot return the Nation to God, he is not available. What you mean is you want to return the Nation to Men who say they represent God. Like the Ayatollah does in Iran and I have a real big problem with that. Basically it's the same reason everyone jumped on the Mayflower to get away from the men in England that said they represented the only true God and you needed to spend some time under the castle in chains if you didn't agree. So count me out.

Finally someone the Terrorist and the NRA can get along with ! It's a start.

No you do not if you buy from a private seller you do not have to have anything except the cash in your pocket. I have sold guns at gun shows, I was a private seller only the licensed dealers at the show can and do background checks. To be a private seller all you do is pay a fee and set up a table. Half the people at gun shows are private sellers.

Probably just some good old pot stirring which is good, this is a subject that needs to be discussed. Like should every moron walking the face of Earth be able to have a gun. Here is a guy on his way to a public gathering where he hoped to sell the very gun, that he knew was going to be handled by strangers, but was too damn stupid to check to see if it was loaded. And this is not the first time this has happened at a gun show. Before you get a driver's licence we first check to see if you are at least smart enough to drive a car yet we will let any dumbass that walks into a gun show t

It's all part of a giant left-wing conspiracy to take our guns !!

American-born spokesman for al Qaeda Adam Gadahn urges American Jihadist to stock up on guns at gun shows. White House Taking 'Seriously' Al Qaeda's Eying Of America's Gun Show Loophole WASHINGTON -- The Obama administration says it's taking "seriously" a statement from an al Qaeda spokesman that instructs sympathizers of the terrorist group to exploit soft spots in U.S. gun laws. Last week, Adam Gadahn, an American-born spokesman for al Qaeda, released a video informing followers that, "America is absolutely awash with easily obtainable firearms" and urging them to exploit what is

It's just too bad Bush didn't take the pro-life stance before he sent our boys to Iraq.

Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountain man , barley kept his family fed. Then one day he bought a Bushmaster Ar-15 with a hundred round drum magazine and everything changed.

This week Manti Te'o strongly insist he was gullible enough to believe in imaginary friends." After all you do understand I didn't get into Notre Dame because of high SAT score's" ! Report: Manti Te'o admits to 'tailored' accounts in girlfriend hoax but denies being part of scheme Notre Dame's Manti Te'o finally answered questions Friday night about the Lennay Kekua girlfriend hoax, saying in an exclusive interview with ESPN that he wasn't part of it – although he "tailored" his accounts of meeting the woman – and that the alleged mastermind of the hoax apologized to him. "Last th