cookies are sweet

I just got back from running errands, had the AC on in the car.

No matter if everything is 100% correct or not (and I do not know one way or the other, but I have no reason to doubt surepip), that is a heck of great post!

How do I miss her doing it? She doesn't lick quietly.

They should read pcom, then they would know where these guys stood. (no charge for that one pubby )

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shoe slobber again!!!!!!!!!!!

And, according to the reports, taking selfies at the dinner. Can't afford heat, but gotta have that smart phone. (allegedly, allegedly)

What a great way to spend Valentines Day, with my two favorite gals. Largo 366 N La Cienega Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90048 Kate, for the Lovers? An Evening of Fun with Kate Micucci and Special Guests Fri, February 13, 2015 Doors: 7:00 pm / Show: 8:30 pm $30 Tickets Seat assignments begin at 6:00PM, Doors open for drinks at 7:00PM, Showtime at 8:30PM | When you arrive at Will Call on the night of the show, seats will be assigned first come first served, from the front of the theatre to the back. If you want to sit closer, be sure to come earlier. NO LATE ENTRY

Fellow goes into a bar and asks for two shots of whiskey. The bartender replies, you mean you want a double shot of whiskey? No, says the man, I want two separate shots of whiskey. The bartender pours the man two separate shots and the man drinks them, along with a few more shots, each time ordering two separate shots. The man comes back in a few days later and it is the same routine, always two separate shots at the same time. This goes on for about 6 months, then one day the bartender asks the man, why two separate shots? Why not just a double shot? The man replies, When my father was

Don't make me come over there!

This old retired guy was playing golf with his buddy who was a doctor. He told the doctor that he thought his wife was losing her hearing, but that she refused to go get it checked out. The doctor told his retired buddy this: "I can tell if your wife is losing her hearing if you will do this simple test for me and let me know how it comes out. I know how your house is set up, so tonight when she is at the stove, with her back to you, cooking dinner; stand in the middle of your dinning room and in a normal tone of voice, ask her 'What's for dinner?' If she doesn't hear you go to the d

I for one, don't think killing the airport is what is best for the county. (not saying your suggestion would do that, but I do wonder) We already have the airport here, to me the question is simple, "What can we do to make the airport self sustaining and hopefully make the county money; provide jobs, if possible; and have the least negative impact on our county and it's residents as possible, based on the return."

Here is my favorite dumb, old, bad joke. (it may be my favorite because I relate to it) For those who are young, you need to know that back in the day, you had to have a reason for getting a divorce, you couldn't just say, we don't want to be together, the court had to have a reason for breaking up a marriage. This joke was written back in those (good?) old days. Micky Mouse is sitting in his lawyers office discussing his getting a divorce from Minnie Mouse. Lawyer: Mickey, no court in the country is going to grant you a divorce just because Minnie has mental health issues. Remember

I don't care what they say, the "good old days", were the good old days! Let's go surfin' now Everybody's learning how Come on and safari with me One last one. (just cause it is soooo dang cool) Gaston Rébuffat mountain climbing in France, 1944 (no I don't know who he is/was)

All true, but did you see the part where the dog licks my shoes and then I stick my foot in them?

This isn't about how to do something, but is old and might dang purty. Opéra de Paris Garnier in Paris, France. Completed in 1875.

So far, so dry.

How did they prune trees before lift buckets were invented? Here's how.

After reading several posts this morning on pcom, this scene from the movie, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, keeps running through my mind. "Medication Time." "Medication Time." "Medication Time."

Since its debut back in the mid 50s, the late night talk show has been a constant in our lives. The number of people who have been late night talk show hosts is amazing. From arguably the best of the lot, Johnny Carson, down to some who were just not cut out for that role, Pat Sajak, Chevy Chase and Jerry Lewis come to mind, we have had a plethora of men and women try there hand at entertaining us after the 11 o'clock news. Out of all the choices available who would you say are the top three late night talk show hosts and why? Here are my top three: 1. Johnny Carson - the absolut

All good suggestions, but I prefer to whine and complain. Easier and maybe someone will feel sorry for me.

I am sure it is the salt that she is after.

While I have my issues, well not anymore since I never look at it anymore, with the support page, I would not expect a page that has the word "support" in the title to not be 100% open and impartial. I have no problem with that, but it does appear it is managed with a heavy hand. (at least it was a year or so ago when I did visit that page)

No, I am trying the "complain about it and see if that works" system first.

That's rough, but did you see where I have dog spit in my bedroom shoes?

I think this exchange between characters from the TV show The Big Bang Theory is quite funny, in fact, perhaps the funniest thing ever on the show. If you do not know the characters, it may not tickle your funny bone that much. Leonard is being interviewed by Sheldon to see if Leonard is roommate material. Sheldon: When do you move your bowels? Leonard: (hesitantly) When I need to? Sheldon: (with disdain) I'm sorry, I don't rent to hippies.