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What's your asking price?

Oooops, rayclay is right, I meant what she said. Thank you for correcting my miss type of mistake or...whatever it was, I was wrong.

You got the government in your bedroom? I can't even get the wife to come in mine.

UPS delivers a lot of packages to our house, many of which have my name on them, yet nothing is ever for me.

Sunday to Sunday. If you visit the one on 61, tell my kid hello.

Whenever you want, I'm not worried about you taking her away, she makes up her own mind, trust me.

I know your saying I am lying in jest, for I have no reason to lie. But you are more than welcome to check with the boss. Ohhh, I just remembered, around 15 yrs ago, at her request, I took a lesbian friend of mine to a strip club here in Atlanta. I had forgotten all about that.

Ohhhh, TP. With one exception, I haven't been to a strip club in 20+ yrs. I decided at that time (20+ yrs ago), and this was long before lap dances and pole dancing, that I had no clue if stripping was demeaning to women, but it was demeaning to me. BTW, that one exception was when the owner of my company asked that I take a customer and several other salesmen to a club, we were at at a trade show, and he wanted to make sure they had a safe ride there and back, and I don't drink. I was bored the whole time and finally rounded everyone up and drove them back to our hotel.

All I know about Amazon Prime is that I somehow, while trying to order books for my Kendle, joined up for it. The wife yelled at me for, "just clicking on anything, till you get what you want", heck I didn't even know what Prime was. But....since then, she orders everything on my account and loves the Prime. I know that didn't help, but it made me feel better about accidentally signing up for the Prime.

People have said that those who use marijuana are not violent. I think for anyone to say that pot users are less violent is just not true, a large majority of those who commit violent crimes are also pot smokers. (just for the record, I do not think pot causes you to become a cannibal...at least I hope not, otherwise when the wife's daughter visits, I am not taking any hot baths) Jeffery Dahmer with his snow bong.

I am not sure exactly what you are trying to say, but if you are saying that as a child I was taught right from wrong, then you are correct.

Or, I think that man (humans) should not be content to live and act at the same level of an animal, in your scenario, a dog. I happen to believe that man (humans) was meant to rise above the level of animal instincts, after all, supposedly we have reasoning, intelligence and free will. While an animal is a bound to follow their instincts, without any free will. I happen to be one of those, who feel that a human being should be able to control their basic instincts, unlike the dog that you refer to, and that those who choose to behave like, in your words "dogs", show an inability or lack

At least when it comes to writing "to do" notes. "To do" Note by Johnny Cash

I have to wonder why owning butterflies is against the law. I have yet to meet anyone who has a pet butterfly....then again, this is Frisco, where a naked man can walk down the street with a sock over his doodangle and it be legal. (yes, I am serious, it is some sort of statement) (yes, I agree, but that is not the statement they are promoting.....you were thinking that the statement was, they are nuts, right?)

Yep, two doctors yelled at me over the past 10 days, not to mention the wife. And, due to defective dry cleaners and laundry soap, I may have to buy new clothes.

Did you see that part where they have zero calories?

I also understand that they have zero calories, I can't wait. In case someone wants to post how many calories they have.....I said, zero calories!

I didn't read your link, as I know that the did not burn "witches" at the stake or pork chop or anything. They crushed them.

While I love Mel as Torquemada, please note, that was the Spanish Inquisition. Who else could take such a horrible time and turn it into a great song?

Maybe that is why the middle east is still sooooo.....well, you know. All that cave living.

Fried rice - $1 extra

RMS Titanic – 1912 Boston – 1937 Linda Christian (the 1st "Bond Girl”) – 1945 Salvator Dali - 1954 Chicago – 1967 John Paul II talking with would be assassin - 1983

No! No! No! That would be in Gaelic.

Not sure where I said anything was a good thing. I think I used quotation marks for "right" and "wrong", indicating that I was not saying whether it was or not. Did we do the american indians wrong at times (a lot of times)? Yes. Did they have claim to the land? Not really. If you study it, the various tribes, for the most part, were fighting each other for the same pieces of ground, we just did the same thing, only better. ETA: although I am not sure that anyone can make a case for what we did to the Cherokee's here in the south being anywhere near right. I was thinking mainly of