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This is how it is supposed to be done.

Nice tribute to Levon Helms.

I rode with a buddy in a new Norris Craft bass boat that would bump the low 90s. Since then I have let my passengers dictate the speed they want to ride. Most of them want to air it out once they get the feel of it.

Yep. He was begging for it. I have had them get away from me a few times and have the Fruit of the Looms with no back in them to prove it.

Took this guy multiple tries to hurt himself, but if at first you don't succeed.

Next time you are in front of a judge, you be sure and tell him that you think he is an arrogant prick. And get back with us about how that worked out for ya.

The judge is the one with the fuzzy balls. You don't screw with a judge, especially in his courtroom.

re you talking about Ramen noodle restaurants? There is a place on Cobb Parkway in the shopping center next to Olive Garden. Next door to Wise Ash Cigars.

I was taught how to shoot a bird by Governor Carl Sanders' son, Carl Jr..

Why does horse meat freak everyone out? There isn't a-neah-thing wrong with it.

My wife gripes about the peanut butter spoons, but what she really hates is if I wipe my mouth on a paper towel after eating peanut butter and leave it laying on the counter.

Oh, and people that fart in a store and I walk into it. Nasty bastards. ETA: Oh wait. Maybe I should add that things that creep me out are gross things. Duh!

People that blow their nose in a restaurant.

I am much more impressed with someone that raises their own food and spends $250 to eat for six months. Just my opinion, but it takes a real dumbass to drop $100 per person on a meal.

I love Bar Harbor and Acadia National Park. The people are super friendly, the food is delicious and inexpensive. Fresh fish and lobster and blueberry pancakes with maple syrup all locally grown ingredients.

I do most of my own plumbing and electrical handyman type work. But I don't do enough soldering to be really good at it. Here is a way to reconnect a water heater without having to mess with torches, flux and solder. These things work. I love them.

Nope. I was told it would make you go blind. Scared me when I needed reading glasses.

I have a friend that just moved back to Farmington, Connecticut. She has been posting the 12 to 24 inches of snow stuff for a couple of days. I could live in New England. As long as it was summer. Not sure where I would live the other 50 weeks of the year.

Too bad. And someone is borrowing my truck already. Dang it!

Bring the sheeze over and throw it out behind my house like everyone else does.

My wife spends her days reading documents about things that hurt or kill people. She was telling me that some new studies have shown the non-sugar sweeteners are back-firing. They trick your brain into thinking they are about to get some sugar calories, causing your brain to release hormones to counterbalance the sugar and then there is nothing. So we are getting these hormones that cause fat cells to develop. Now the experts are saying we would be better off to eat moderate amounts of sugar and leave the fake stuff alone. My doc also hit briefly on this a few weeks ago when I was brag

Tryin to quit. But there are these little pills the dentist give ya. Which reminds me. Last time I had this idea. There should be a layman's label on pills that tell you how many beers that pill is equal to. The ones he gave me would have been a six pack each. I slept right through the tornadoes.

Cool. Shake it more than three times that's playin with it. Rules are rules.

Uh oh.

That's good news Pubby. We're all glad to hear you're okay. But I have been elected to ask....................when was the last time you did any heavy lifting?