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.....AND Washington!

Well, there is a song titled "No Tears In Heaven", but I'm afraid I may get a few slapped out of me when I get there, after that post. There was also Baseball in Jesus' time. The Bible clearly states that Ruth went to the well with a Pitcher.

There is a verse in the Bible that states there was silence in Heaven for the span of an hour. That in itself proves there are no women there now. ::duckingunderdesk::

Sure, but some just smell more than others. Just my opinion.

But if he did, I bet I know what it would be. I thnk we should start a WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive) topic!

That sounds like a plan. You think they'll let me do one, even though I didn't graduate from collage like you?

Oh well, I'm too late. The Dog and the Hamster got married behind my back. That explains their baby running all over the house. They're just lucky I have green carpet.

Oh NO! If they do that, you'll never get a chance to see the "My Dog wants to marry our Hamster" topic I plan on starting!

Thanks. I didn't think about Office Max. Is Snapfish an on-line company?

I'm thinking you would just need to turn off the gas at the source near the fireplace, remove to logs and cap the pipe. It's never a bad idea to have a plumber do it to be safe.

DW had a good idea for a Christmas present for my shut-in mother. I'd like to take some recent pics of my DD and other family pics and have a calendar made. Someone told me you can have them made at Wally World, but I thought I'd check with you folks to see if you've had any made. I was thinking there may be a place on the web I could use. As always, I Thank Thee for any suggestions.

Spy on my wife? What do you think I am? That's CRAZY! I'd hire somebody to do it.

Never marry a liberal. You can't say I didn't warn you.

That's 3 issues.

Maryville

If that's where I'm thinking about, it's a bad spot. Isn't that where that street cuts back at a sharp angle?

It was nice meeting you to. Now, can I have my wallet back?!

I don't know about your finger, but you sho 'nuff got one serious Unibrow goin' on in that avatar. That's a pic from that show, Space Mall isn't it?

Well, you have a wonderful Thanksgiving, RR!

No....No...No....they're all wrong. A convection oven is simply and oven used in a convent. When the Nuns are finished cooking, they all eat out of Papal plates.

Hey, he look different! He must got hair cut and Kenny Rogers face lift!

I was a little worried about being busy this week, not going to the gym and all the food that awaits me on Thanksgiving. That is, until I read the latest wisdom from Doctor Hu. He say... Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You

The only thing I'll have to remember is to leave the house next time. That little circular saw they were using sent me into dental surgery FLASHBACKS!

Unlike a few, I followed instructions and didn't even open this thread... You tell 'em CA!

This is just a public thanks to "I'm Floored" for the folks you guys sent to patch our hardwood floor. As much as I like to take care of home repair myself, this particular job needed professionals. They did the job quick and right!