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I'm sorry, but I'm about as dumb as a sack of hammers with photo editing.

Brownstone knew that very few individuals kept an audience with Angelo once business was concluded. The simple fact that he was offered coffee assured Brownstone that Angelo was satisfied with the items which were now in his possession. At the risk of wearing his welcome thin, Brownstone finished his coffee, stood and directed a brief glance toward Angelo, as if to say "May I leave"? Reading Brownstone's eyes, Angelo said, "We are finished here". Brownstone replied with the respect of a servant, "The issue with my brother is over"? Angelo took a final sip from his cup, briefly glanced toward

After a pause that seemed somewhat longer than normal, the door slowly eased open. Inside stood Angelo with a cautious look on his face. Brownstone expected nothing different since he had never seen a smile creep across Angelo's face. They stood for another beat before Angelo motioned for Brownstone to enter. No pleasantries were exchanged as Angelo got straight down to business. "Do you have my package"? said Angelo.

That's PRICELESS! Now I know what to do with those handfuls of extra Malt Vinegar packs I get from Captain D's next year!

Arrest the Poll Troll First!

Well, Good Morning. I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore!

pROBABLY nOT, bUT i uDERSTAND iT'S fOR a gOOD cAUSE.

My sister will be SO PROUD!

Or can we just come as we are?

Has anyone seen this: HOLY FLYING PUMPKINS, BATMAN!?

Why would anyone in their right mind go out in this soup tonight and risk a pumpkin projectile from MrsB?

When we were 20 years old, we all cared what people thought about us. When we reach 40 years old, we don't care what people think about us. When we hit 60 we realize people weren't even thinking about us to begin with. I just wouldn't let it bother me too much.

Do they even still have them in airports? Where can I buy an old phone booth to decorate my yard with? You reckon the neighbors would be upset? Who cares what the neighbors think?

When was the last time anyone's seen a pay phone?

Why not demonstrate absurdity by continuing to be absurd?

Picard and Riker display obvious disappointment upon the discovery that there really aren't any green women in space.

I drive a MEAN, GREEN, GAS GUZZLER! Just trying to do my part. Refer to signature line for further information.

Yes, why does it seem to be coming from EVERYWHERE?

Yes, can you explain my x-ray?

I don't know much detail, but I plan on upgrading to it when my term is up in December. I really like my Black Berry, but I would rather have the slid out keypad. My eyes are not what they used to be and it's not real easy to read the .0005 fonts on the BB.

Jack W Reacher

What's a Flexi-Flyer? Were they those round propeller looking things? How about Jarts? Weren't they the thing?

I'm right here! Sorry, too bad you can't hook up with my DW. She's not an "official" decorator, but she should have been. Every few years she'll just take a notion and change a room color. It always makes the place more refreshed and interesting again. It's amazing what a change of color will do. If you're like us and can't afford to be selling and buying houses every 5 or 10 years, you have to do little things to make it interesting again. Good Luck!

Can't you subpoena them and make them testify? Did you see than mento buried in my forehead?

Just like those people who drive as far up as they can in a merge lane and cut in front of the other cars. They must also believe their time is more valuable than others. Keep the traffic line tight folks and don't let them in!