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MCMM, I just can't picture you in a beard. As a matter of fact, I can't picture you at all. I believe it depends on the profession. A sailor looks okay, but with most all other "uniform" professions, it appears, how shall I say...."un-kept", "slouchy" and yes, unprofessional. I saw an NYPD Office while visiting NYC once and I felt like walking up to him and suggesting that he borrow my travel razor. Some places it works and some it don't. Hey MCMM, you live up near Amish country so if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

I saw the debate on YouTube, but I'm inclined to believe it's real. But then again, I didn't conduct additional research.

I just sent an email to our band and FIRED them!

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Good Mornin' to All!

The folks in the office are dragging me to the Water Stone Grill in Acworth tonight. Ain't been there, they tell me it's nice. Hmmm, I could swear I've heard that last sentence in a song.

We all moved to a different time zone.

"Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow...."

Now, tell me again what happens at 5,000 posts besides being able to change the wording under you avatar. Someone said you are able to see the board in 3D High Def and you can post smells. Were they pulling my leg?

I really wish you hadn't gone there...

Okay, at 7:00 then. Be sure to put lotion on your hands. I chap easy.

I promise not to do it again! Just SLAP me and be done with it.

I look funny enough as it is.

I can't lie to you...no...I don't....YET. I may go back out at lunch and look for one though, but I'll go in disguise in case Mr. Dis is doing surveillance on me.

That's what they all say.

Thanks, I'm wearing it as I type! It's just a small policy violation, so I may have to crack a case on myself.

For that kinda money, you'd think they would use a level.

LPPT, If this will push you over the edge, I'll have you know that Mr. Dis attempted to steal my shopping cart yesterday at Target!

Either way. It's sounds just like some of the crazy stuff he's said for years. The OP's post was not the first media comment I've heard that was similar in nature, Sharpton notwithstanding.

Who wrote it?

I would hope that most women with a brain would tell him to keep his "donation" to himself. That's Sharpton for you. Sure he weighs a "ton", but he's nowhere in the neighborhood of "Sharp".

I had a rich uncle that died 10 years ago... All he left me was...... ...Alone

I wouldn't be that lucky. The best I ever did was win the Polish Lottery. It turned out to be a dollar a year for a million years.

I wish I could say for sure. I've got a few strange birds on the in-law side of the family in Alabama that the jury is still out on. But they're not on my Chirstmas list anyway.