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  1. The SEC is so obviously the best it isn't even funny...remember the sports media having orgasmic convulsions talkng about Ohio State

    last year....Ohio State has lost 8 in a row to the SEC. The media in sports is the same way as they are for politics....Keith Oberman was

    a sports journalist....you can't find a bigger piece of liberal human debris than him.....and I dont' say that in a mean way....just a matter

    of fact way.

  2. I am all for making fun of politicians, leave the kids out of it. I thought it sucked when people made fun of the Bush twins for doing things most of us did at her age. Children didn't ask for their parents to be public figures.

    It was really bad with Jimma Carters' Amy........that poor girl was uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggglllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  3. The poor girl is cursed for life, she has the same square chin as her mom.........

    well, at least she doesn't use a broom

     

    The poor girl was ugly as homemade soap when she was younger. I'm glad she has gotten prettier with age.

     

    The way women in my family would say it.....

     

    "That girl is just the sweetest thing, she's just as sweet as she can be,,,but that poor girl is uuuuuuuuuuggggggggggllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy"

  4. Sorry, I guess it was my fault. Anyway, it is nice toknow we share a love for tennis.

    Yes, I do love tennis and I'm really upset at the way they're teaching young Americans...it's not gonna lead to us

    having our own Roger Federer.

     

    In the Tonk ;)

    How do you get in the tonk?? and where is it ???

  5. Now you're talking, Joe.

     

    He put something in me, before I was born, I guess!

     

    I can't explain it, my brain is just not equipped to do that.

     

    The findings of Charles Robert Darwin has helped me a lot, but my instincts still control a part of me.

    Charles Darwin..didn't he predict we'd go from a horse and buggy to sending a man to the moon in

    a hundred years....someone sped up the evolution process...I think it was Darwin.

  6. Human nature is believing in things they chose to believe in. It makes no difference whether it is real of supernatural. Dogs do not have the capacity to believe things that humans do, and they rely more on instinct.

     

    But human beings are not void of instinct. There is a possible connection to an instinct that causes humans to believe in GOD.

     

    My instincts tells me to believe in GOD, although science disagrees with there actually being a GOD.

     

    I think it has to do with the same phenomenon allowing homing pidgins to find their way home, no matter where they are turned loose.

    That's easy, God put a GPS in pidgeons, long before He put 'em in cadillacs.

  7. Humans, or human beings, are bipedal primates belonging to the mammalian species Homo sapiens (Latin: "wise human" or "knowing human") in the family Hominidge (the great apes). Compared to other living organisms on Earth, humans have a highly developed brain capable of abstract reasoning, language, and introspection. This mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees their upper limbs for manipulating objects, has allowed humans to make far greater use of tools than any other species. DNA evidence indicates that modern humans originated in Africa about 200,000 years ago, and they now inhabit every continent, with a total population of over 6.6 billion as of 2007.

     

    Some are relying more, now, on their brain than they are on using their upper limbs for manipulating objects. More and more humans are learning how to manipulate other species, and other humans, to do things requiring the use of their upper limbs.

    Some people are so naive as to believe humans were created in the image of God and have a soul.

     

    You can pick up a dog at the pound with just as much soul...aint that right WT ???

  8. So I have a friend...we've been friends for 10 years. I love her to pieces, but ever since she made a move up North, she's started changing. Well, she recently got married to a man that got a nice inheritance and all I ever hear about is what she "has". Her $30K engagement ring, their $30K honeymoon, her $900 (x4) dupioni silk drapes. Heck, she even wrote me to ask if I knew of a good place where they could buy a summer home in the city, keeping in the $1M range since it would "just be an investment property and a place to take the kids to summer".

     

    None of this would really bother me if she didn't feel like she needed to tell me the cost of everything. I finally said enough was enough when she got engaged and started complaining that no one liked her because her diamond was too big. I went ahead and told her to quit whining and well, she didn't talk to me for a while. Recently, she began contacting me again, and her materialism has gotten worse.

     

    I have no problem with the upper crust, but I've always felt that those who really have money, don't talk about it. At first, I thought that she was just trying to impress me. So, I made sure to talk to her about my charitable events and the great sale I just found, thinking that she might get the hint about how little I care about the $8000 she spent on cabinet door hardware. That didn't work, so I started getting a little bit more blunt. After all, I'm a 28-year single mom, why would you come to me about where you should summer? So, I told her just that. She's still didn't catch on.

     

    So, there's a little back story, but truth be told, I really just don't care for who she's become and I really don't want to continue the friendship. However, I also don't want to deal with the drama that will inevitably come because I'm smart enough to know that her need to impress comes from her obviously being insecure with herself. So...do I just stop returning her emails and calls? Do I say something to her? I know that if I tell her point blank that she's become a superficial bitch, I will get a barrage of justifying novels in my inbox and I really just don't have time for it. So, how do you break up with someone that used to be like a sister, sparing her feelings but making sure that I'm effective in dissolving the relationship?

     

    Oh, and if we could spare the "you're just jealous" comments, that would be great :)

    Start preaching to her and go overboard...you know Jesus says..."what shall it profit a man if He gains the whole world and loses his own soul"

  9. King Solomon,is that you?

     

     

    I try to tell 'em ....men love healthy girls with big feet..somehow, they're not buying it....

    ...there are "some" men who like a healthy girl...and of course there are some who would

    like to drive a Yugo.

  10. and he quotes scripture as a gigolo, too...Ecclesiastes or Proverbs,Joe?

     

    Vanity of vanities is what I tell all the women in my family after they've had another "surgery"

    I have some egomaniacs out Roswell way....you know the type.

  11. woohoo! that is sooooo me!

     

     

     

    an·ni·hi·late /əˈnaɪəˌleɪt/ Pronunciation Key - –verb (used with object), -lat·ed, -lat·ing. 1. to reduce to utter ruin or nonexistence; destroy utterly: The heavy bombing almost annihilated the city.

    2. to destroy the collective existence or main body of; wipe out: to annihilate an army.

    3. to annul; make void: to annihilate a law.

    4. to cancel the effect of; nullify.

    5. to defeat completely; vanquish: Our basketball team annihilated the visiting team.

     

     

    We need to annihilate liberals...you can't just try to be like 'me or give in to them......

    ...be like RONALD REAGAN AND "ANNIHILATE" THEM.....in a nice way of course.

  12. I'm so non-"ERA all the way" that I kinda like it :::AGG runs away:::

    My mom said a neighbor lady came over to talk to her after she cut the grass pregnant....

    my mom was like...it's no big deal, it's a perfectly level lawn.

     

    Joe ... no ... you can't be hurt ... you're whole approach is that everyone should be in denial. or is that under the authority of the Pharoh on De Nile. Not much difference in your conservatism ... but denial of most things is at your core ... especially that human beings have needs and feelings that go unaddressed.

     

    Tell me ain't so, Joe ...

     

    pubby

    well, that still doesn't answer the question...how do you spell "annialate"?

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