Guard dad
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Well, that was with my Valentine's Day "grooming"
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Nope, haven't been there. I came to McFarlanes once; sang Elvis and Neal Diamond.
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You've met me, ya know. At McFarlanes.
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OK, here's a pic of me. Be honest, am I hot?
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I like it!! Maybe Fotogirl can do a "shoot" and capture this blessed even on film.
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I think we P'Com guys were just told (nicely) that we're ugly. (Guard dad running from room in tears)
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I'm modest too...
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I'm too shy
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You're pardoned.
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Come on buddy, stick up for me against these spiteful womenz who fart and blame it on men.
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Y'all haven't smelled one either. RNG has slandered my spotless reputation. (we need a "in tears" smiley)
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Now, how many times have you personally heard me fart? I was framed, I tell you!
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I'm so ugly the birds won't even poop on me.
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I have a John Deere. Can we do a "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" shoot?
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Lawnmower engine
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He could pose nekkid with a 5 hp Briggs and Straton.
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In his siggy line But you've have to PM him for the mankini pics
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He does, a 'Vette
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How about a mankini? I think Jack Reacher has one.
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If you're using Firefox, make sure adblock doesn't have it zapped. Other than that, I got nuttin 'cause I'm not a facebooker.
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She's the one who just had her gall bladder out. What does that tell you? Yep...poor Guard dad!
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They do!! I feel so picked on. No cigar
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Everyone RUN before the lightning strikes!! Run, I say!!
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That dude has skills!!
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I'll do it! And then she'll kill me.
