NumberCruncher

Slippin' into the future? Yeah. Bring your DD to the new house to help me arrange the living room furniture tonight? I don't know where to put his recliner.

the 'made in china' ones are pretty cheap, if he gets desperate.

don't even start on the 'getting old' bullspit.

i'll jello wrestle you for the cigarette.

ok. i like her.

big hair, glitter lipstick, and a marlboro red..... i'm stil on the wagon

because he might grow up to be overwight? or assault someone with a birthday candle?

we used to have alot of fun inthe Tonk back in 07/08. the archves are hysterical. many of those people i effed around with back then are still very close and personal friends of mine. i'm still sleeping with LGM and JLH10101, occasionally and SEPARATELY. Urn moved off to Vermont, but i still consider her my favorite (and only) ex-wife. Waffle has been elusive this summer, but she still holds a special place in my bra... chopstick, damn. i haven't seen her since the french circus, but we are in contact quite a bit. there's a bunch of you non perverted people that i've become awfully fo

i only make deals with the devil.

right???? we saw it on the rack and i just had to go for it.

meh, i worked in strip clubs in my 20's. i occasionally still frequent the Claremont on Thursday nights. (that's where i met my ol man...kinda) i'm not opposed to going for a night out, but i don't get too excited over the scene anymore. running with my crowd, the flesh is plentiful, and free to look at.

i actually touched pink chaps once. a stripper was wearing them at Angel City.

Folk just seem to be able to lighten up and not take crap so seriously in my threads. It's how I contribute to society.

There's not enough upholstery cleaner in the world! True story...my ex husband made me sit on garbage bags in his truck on our way to the hospital to have my daughter

Women's lib is for hateful bitches! No one wants to take care of a liberated woman. I'm a happily spoiled princess pet!!!

Poor poor stradial... I already have an owner, a wife, and a girlfriend. There's just no room for you, darlin'.

Aww! I love it when boys can be open about their feelings for one another.

What's thickening?!!!! :horrified:

Cool. Someplace to stop and text when I'm on the way to JLH's house!

Nope! You won't ever catch me in white! And yes, I put on the Barbie dress to make my girl happy. And for an excuse to be naked in the dressing room with her one last time before her wedding.

Already have one...

There's an age limit? I need a grooms cake in the shape of a shotgun!!!

It's early, but...we just caught a call to go to Decatur. I panicked and grabbed roller food from QT. no telling how long we'll be trapped in the truck!

I might

Spanks? Yes, please. Oh. You were talking about something else. My bad.