NumberCruncher

good morning pcom!!!!! i slept like a baby!

i like the one where the guy is making all those bs promises in order to get to drive the car. the other one? don't read too much into it babe. i'm watching a commercial for 'niteline' and i know better to believe i'll be speaking to hot locals if i call the number. advertising is a head game. don't fall victim and you'll be ok.

never admit fault. deny, deny, deny!!!!! and, i won't be wearing anything but socks.

look. don't try to spread me any thinner, i can't take much more without having to walk funny tomorrow.

whut?

thanks.

my kid finally got home. safe. thank the gods. and yeah. he had to be out there. the restaurant wouldn't let him spend the night. thanks to those who offered prayers through pm.

careful, no one was talking mean or hateful to you. don't look for trouble, and you won't find any.

'scuse? i really don't think you wanna call me out, now do you shan? i mean really?

even if we're just parked behind the home depot?

don't worry. i'll make sure you don't get any "viruses". safety first!

i don't wanna ride shot gun wif you. i need your ability to capture awkward angles inside a vehicle, that's all.

oh hell. i changed clothes in the drivers seat while driving home from the square today, up 381. who am i to judge? i just wanna request your mad filming and driving skillz be available the next time i wanna make a movie.

i missed that part. when/how did the s/o ask folks to stay off the road. there was nothing on the new at all.....

pfft. they're at the kissing and making up stage now.

not everyone just gets bills and junk. some folks get checks, and medicine, and contracts.

screwed up because you're pregnant with a bunch of kids (sorry, i don't remember how many) without any transportation. i guess you could call 911 if there was an emergency though. anyway, just remarking on the business that you threw out there for folks to comment on. if it works for you, great. me? i couldn't stand to be stranded like that. but, to each his own.

damn, babe. it's been too long. i'm sad i already took my night time meds now.

how screwed up is that? he's at work, with the car just sitting in the parking lot, while you're stuck at home? crap, sorry if i got your hormones all riled up.

if everyone thinks their child should have been sent home sooner than they were, why the hell didn't they trot up to the school and check them out while the roads were still safe???

they're everywhere tonight. it's a theme.

oh glenny, the USPS aren't couriers. they're carriers. and tom hanks worked for a generic fed ex type company in that movie, castaway. and oh by the way, our local ups is closed tomorrow. even if it warms up to 40 by noon and all the roads clear, they've already decided they will be closed all day. i love you though. and i owe you a cookie for unhijacking this thread. after you eat it, we're going right back to causing chaos, 'k?

whatcha doin fer solstice?

indeed.

wait. is there a trampoline involved? cause that makes it kind of ok....