NumberCruncher

good. that baby fever crap is for the birds.

stop.it.right.now. i think i'll die if one more of my friends gets knocked up.

i'm holding you to this. in three weeks i'll be coming to lay on your couch and hold ice againt my 'parts' make sure we have a strong signal by then?

and karma.

then it's a different surgeon, and i don't have anything helpful to tell you. hopefully being right is a good enough consolation prize for ya.

ROCK ON!!!!!!!

dood. latex gloves provide multiple usage.

i'm out of foil. crap. do not judge me for the saran wrap!!!!!

i had an appointment at his office today, which i missed. all i know is that he's a participating provider with both of my insurance companies. and i think his last name has a u in it.

masochists. all of them.

try not drinking so much the night before?

just don't be 'that' girl. so glad i don't have to bring home a baby with me! i might ask to borrow yours for a few minutes every once in a while though.

can you wait for it to cool and try scraping it off? i'm not allowed to use the oven.

oh, just ask for drugs. then the only annoyed folks will be family and visitors. and who cares if they're annoyed? it's what i plan to do anyway.

i don't mix snacks. i'm a purist.

i had the windows open all weekend. except in th ebedroom at night. just too dang cold. and i can't run the risk of catching any sort of bug this week.

congrats to you for raising such a fine young man. and thank you to your son for choosing to serve!

it's been posted since May..... boo!

once you've seen my fb page/comments...you'll have more than spelling/punctuation to out me for!

There's a saying that goes "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Okay. How about "Nobody should throw stones." That's crappy behavior. My policy is: "No stone throwing regardless of housing situation." Don't do it. There is one exception though. If you're trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone, then throw it. What are you, an idiot? So maybe it's "Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone." It's a little longer, but yeah. ~demetri martin

i punctuate and capitalize when i feel like it. why aren't we fb friends?

and i thank god for than on my horrible hair days. psst. go back up and click my

i take occasional days off. illnrss, dr appts, just for the hell of it. i've had a few long weekends this year. gone to the river or whatnot. but as far as real vacations? no.

guilty as charged. i start a six week hiatus this friday. mandatory, due to major surgery. already got my laptop hooked into corporates main server so i can begin working from home as soon as the drugs wear off enough to allow me to. i refused to hire a temp replacement and will insist that my office door be locked when i leave. planning on going back to half days after two weeks off. there's no way i can sit at home and not work for 6 weeks. i'd go insane.

that cat is BROKEN.