NumberCruncher

pants.on.FIRE!!!!!!!!!

it's ok. we used to hold hands.

mine too. not allowed to shave it for another week.

didja find it though? the pm box. not the dimple.....

what? on the upper right hand of your screen..click the dropdown arrow by your name. should be an option for 'your messenger'

i'd caution against going out on a limp. it really isn't fun. and no, it doesn't happen to everyone. wait! were you talking about your dimple causing you to list to one side or the other when you walk?

had a busy day already..... still hafta commute home from work. and i'm going to the haunted house in dallas tonight. tomorrow? i will sleep until the game comes on. even if i hafta commit family-cide in order for the house to be quiet. tomorrow night? i have a thing. super secret. grown up adult type thing. huge. not everyone got invited. sunday? hauling my butt back in to the office. i have not accomplished mych today, being less than sober.....

you're gonna give her a complex, if you haven't already given her a dimple.

it runs in families. you have it?

wait. is it at the top of the crack, or the bottom?

dammit. come look at my butt crack?

still working on the bully thing. haven't perfected it yet. not ready to graduate. oh, and preayers sent to UPS.

terrorists suck. i'd want to be one, but there are no groups for over grown bullies. just religious and political crap. i should just be a serial killer. less rules.

k. googled. seems like most of the time it's nothing. and they close up on their own. lemme know if you wanna go drink a beer to calm down.

i like your list.

totally senseless assholes arby's curly fries are gross.

wasn't being funny. sounds like the mom to be is either a real idiot for getting knocked up by this man, or a total loser for choosing to bring a child into the world that doen'st belong to her husband. either way. poor kid. deserves better parents. and i'm glad cc and his family are ok. i kinda like him alot!

i think they should give it up for adoption. to a nice couple who don't drink or smoke or drive recklesly. and go to church. not just for trunk or treat, but for real church.

bring em to my house. i'll give em each a quarter to do a trick.

why would thay have called her to the scene? and.........what if it's not his baby. and he just found about it that day. and was drowing his pain with alcohol. i wouldn't feel sorry for the mom to be in that case.

not me. i'll never see them again.

i love you. (nohomo)

i'm never gonna win. :sadcheer: unless there's an 'adult' category.

you miss all the fun stuff.

trying so hard to be good. i'm exhausted and need to go to bed NOW! but....the temptation is so great.......