NumberCruncher

i have pandora, netflix, alarm clock?, some sort of bubble game, a weather app, calculator, kindle, xfinity, epic fail, solitaire, and a navigator. mostly practical, with a few entertainment. will add 'words with friends', but not espn or chess. sorry ww. what else do i NEED?

the app store is like a bottomless pit. and i don't even know what to search by to narrow it down.... what are your most used apps?

i'm not so sure how i feel about feeding wild birds. it strikes me as a sort of welfare project/codependant activity. you don't see any other wild animals (well, squirrels) asking for handouts each winter. are we doing the birds an injustice by allowing them to be lazy and not find their own food? isn't nature supposed to provide? circle of life and all that? maybe i should just feed the unwanted sparrows and starlings. it seems as if their lives aren't as important as the pretty birds. which is kind of crappy, if you ask me. a life is a life........

i think they were all just confused by their length.......

love, love, love my ipad. do yourself a favor though. get the 3g version. or be stuck playing solitaire at waffle house.

warm hands, cold heart...... that's a stupid expression.

my boobs hurt. I need fire!!!

merry christmas from the family. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg

Smart folk went to the liquor store yesterday. Just to be safe.

well, i didn't cry. but i do have several, strong emotions about this story/situation. i'll keep them to myself for now.

like i posses even an ounce of shame.

i got snowed last night. it was lovely!!!

gaaah!!!!! i forgot about nuggets...

what? i got no birthday mayberry yesterday, or xmas eve mayberry today. perhaps i'll have something even more special in my stockings tomorrow morning!

jlh's front yard!!!!

chocolate definitely does not go with greek salad. period. and, for the record, i shopped on crimmus eve. made a 2am QT run for hot chocolate and munchies. dressed in our snow clothes.

as weird as it seems to me to put a slim jim in a socking.....the concept of chocolate oranges doesn't strike me as odd, at all. i need my head examined.

i'm debating on the chocolate oranges. the family confessed to me this evening that they never eat them and don't really like them. should i carry out my xmas eve tradition of rushing out to walgreens to buy them anyway? idk. perhaps.

i don't typically try to drive while having sex.

my figure.

hush yo mouf! snow is messy.

i've often suspected that, myself.

that was sad.

this cracks me up. 'often do'???? hahahaha. usually the affair comes before the separation, regardless of financial standings. from where do you draw your conclusions?

:shrug: i announced my vaginal rejuvenation. why shouldn't any one who's getting married announce it? regardless of their previous marital statuses, an engagement is an engagement. would you like to have every couple prescreened before discussing their upcoming nuptials?