NumberCruncher

zing!

you should really stop blowing smoke up peoples asses.

i would prefer to think she had her tongue stuck to a pole......

bwaak bwaak?

grab your flask and let's go!!!

i'm only going if there will be donuts in culdesacs.

i watched the weather while waiting for my car to warm up this morning. freezing rain was predicted for the afternoon hours. i took responsibility for myself and my vehicle and left work early. got home safe and sound, usual length of commute time.

curse all the dumbasses clogging the bridges while eating pop tarts and drinking scotch for being in the got damn way?

ummm. everyone on the road today made a choice to be on the road. i'm sick and damn tired of hearing about what someone else couldn't or wouldn't do for you. what did you do for yourself? wait in a safe place until you could get home accident free? apparently not! if you chose to drive and contribute to the traffic and the accidents, i don't have much sympathy for you having to sit in the traffic. what? no one but you should have been on the roads? no one but you should have a police/tow truck/ambulance escort from point a to point b? get a freaking grip!!!!!

there's a warm front coming through at 4am, according to glen burns.

goldmine is horrific. please tell me she has plenty of gas and is dressed warmly........

i thought it was just me.

tough call. how old is he? old enough to amuse himself safely in the airport for a few hours? the temps are supposed to go up, and all of this will change to regular rain....

my husband is driving home from marietta square, in his brand new truck...... he left at 6, still not home. i don't wanna call and possibly distract him. someone distract me?

bbq sammiches and tater chips. my night to cook.

the only time i eat at a able is at a restaurant. the only time i eat at a restaurant is when i'm with my jackass friends. and then...it's more 'bedroom humor'. bathrooms are disgusting, but, they'll do!

not it! for once.

what if we just wear glitter? also, i am leaving to go down there tomorrow 'round lunch time. can you clear your schedule and go with?

i don't do pro football. but....i know some great places wif big screens iffen you wanna roll in late to work tuesday mornin'...

we eat waffle house on xmas morning.

we don't typically do anything special, menu wise for the 24th. usually we go see the lights at life college and then have pie at the marietta diner. but the meals are just regular.

my kid still won't eat vegetables. see if yours will drink a V8. it's the only thing that gives me any piece of mind.

i live with apes. fortunately, there's never more than two of them home at the same time. boys are gross!

we don't have a dinner table.

yes. my original deck was built with the house. we have since remodeled the deck, allowing access to the tank.