NumberCruncher

thanks for providing the links.

I should have gotten a jar of pickles. too late now! well, I guess I can get them tomorrow. when I walk to walmart for beer and wine.....

your bitterness is showing. fine. you can come over and share my deli trays.

I bought a three pack of the giant bottles of solution at Sams two years ago. still have two left. I'm willing to share one. since it's an emergency and everything.....

walmart on Dallas Hwy seems to have restocked a crap ton of stuff. except bread and chips. both of which can be found at the shell station on the corner of 120 & 92 also, there's a little bit of firewood left to purchase at said gas station. now I need to figure oit where to put 300 worth of groceries, including 5 loaves of bread. and then there's the matter of the 56 pieces of firewood stuffed in the trunk and back seat of my sportscar... happy shopping!!!

I have pains in my ass during bouts of bad weather.

so, the reality of the situation is that we should inventory not only our pantries, fridges and freezers, but also the peoples who are in our home come dark on Sunday night...... there's a distinct possibility that we will be stuck looking at said peoples for at least a week while we are all trapped in our homes, without power or the ability to escape safely. great. making my list........

I vote that lady raider, her husband, and dgitw come camp out here. we might lose power, but we'll have fun!!!

fancy.

provided we all still have power. let's cross our fingers that the cool kids remain unaffected.

I have carrots. I will be fine. and stop taking the ZA so lightly. bad juju to take its name in vain.........

bring mealworms. I forgot them...

better get some carrots, just in case....

if I had a house full of chick flicks, I'd cut the power lines myself...

I couldn't find a convenient spot to park at the bottle shop a half hour ago...

condoms. Lysol plastic cutlery rubber bands qtips ear plugs bag of carrots tube socks matches aloe Vera lotion cinnamon prescription medications, yours and who ever elses you can get your hands on.

dammit. i'm still pretending she's just fat.

need polishing, huh? i almost said somthing about spit shine....but figured that might be taking it a lil too far...

i'm thinking we should all show up around 7:30 tonight. so we can get a good seat to watch him......

oh, honey. i have a steamer thinging that i use. it gets up everything but silly string. and it uses no chemicals to dull or streak my floors. shiit. i shoulda toldja that you hafta put on short-shorts and crawl around on your hands and knees, scrubbing furiously with a toothbrush.

furniture has been rearranged since then. i'm going to need another armoire, to cover all of my shame.

im just gonna revel in the fact that i live in a perpetually spotless house. (unless you count the left over spots of silly string that are still stuck in random spots to my hardwood floors.)

metaphorically speaking? or do you really want someone to come take care of your, um, dirty work?

before I would recommend anything over the counter to help you sleep........I would ask a million questions about your diet and lifestyle. you would probable be more comfortable discussing most of that with your doctor, instead of a stranger. I could be wrong. if so, you'll surely get plenty of advice from strangers here. welcome to pcom!

I'm blaming cmorg.