NumberCruncher

i wanted this thread to be about midgets.

I cant believe I'm watching it. too lazy to get up and find the remote.

why blame mc donalds for the lack of self control of some people?

I thought I had an armadillo last summer. turns out, moles were living under my squash plants.

oh.hell.yeah Ps. I haven't seen you in way too long. I'm off on Friday. lets make plans.

meh. everything in moderation. I give a sheeze about society. I grow my own organic veggies and organic beef. but I'm not above a Big Mac every once on a while.

they carry leprosy. and are hemophiliacs. shoot him in the belly with a bb gun.

i really don't have a hard time saying a polite 'no thank you' to people who show up unexpectedly at my door. sometimes i even add 'thank you for coming by, be safe out there'. it's just not in my nature to be rude to someone trying to make a living, or share their religion.

city of atlanta police. that's the funniest part. there is no such thing. there's the Atlanta PD....... and yes, they have different divisions fo field operations. but, a city of atlanta traffic cop? no such animal.

city of atlanta traffic cop? y'all must not be very good friends, cause there ain't no such thing. a cop is a cop is a cop. they don't make special ones for traffic detail. not even in atlanta.

bless your grand daddy's lil heart. several of us here are married to cops, or are cops. my huband writes ZERO tickets, and has been employed with the same agency for 19 years. sob story? the only folks i see sobbing are the stupid ones getting the tickets. safety? i don't give a rats ass about your safety. LAW ENFORCEMENT officers enforce laws. they don't make um. if you're pissy about the speed limit, petitition to have it changed. otherwise, pay the fine for breaking the law.

here's a tip...don't effing speed and you won't have to give the cops any of your money. seems simple enough. why are folks so effing opposed to letting the 'criminals' or 'law breakers' cough up the dough to fund as much as possible? if it weren't for those morons, we'd be taxed to death.

it was hilarious! they were arguing over whether or not the house they were standing in front of was theirs. alson spotted in the FQ this weekend........Flava Flaaaaaaaaav!!! minus the clock.

praise jeebus.

i know. we'll quit our jobs, so we don't have to drive to work. Obama dollars will pay for our groceries, and the cabs to get us back and forth to the check line. it will only work for the two of us though. if anymore people get in on this, there'll be no one to fund our plan...

and, you've brought it up every chance you've gotten. let us have our day to bitch, ok? you've had a year.

dammit!

if it's going to keep some of the a-holes off the roads, and lessen traffic....i say jack the price right on up!

make sure to apply and reapply lotion, every time you think about it. peeling is gross!

g'mernin.

call human resources. or your companies ethics hotline. do y'all not have to take a class every few years on stuff like this?

great. I'm gonna hafta sleep with underwear on. don't wanna hafta run from a tornado naked...

ah. thankfully, my neighbors have never called the fire dept on me.

I can't wait to find out!

what good does it do to record my cell phone number?