NumberCruncher

explain vicki to me, please? for all the facials she gets, her face still looks like a cobblestone path.

bring.me.a.marble.

this is him!!! gray tree frog.

frogs attract insects? I though they ate them. anyway. they're hidden again. except for the few that didn't survive the chlorine. they sure are cute though. the live ones...

I did google image search, and nothing looked even close to the lil guys I scooped out of my pool today. mine are white, with little gold speckles on their back legs that you can only see when their legs are stretched out, swimming. it's a blue blob pool that we drained recently, down to about six inches of water. apparently the frogs were hidden in the wrinkles of the collapsed sides. reckon they hatched in my pool? or migrated there? we just started hearing then croak in the evening about a week or so ago. I have no clue what will happen to them now. they're hiding the th

rib eyes. corn on the cob salad jaeger hot blondes. four of them.

you crack me the he'll up. and, its been forever since ive seen you. almost three years. we should throw a party soon.....

hooray for pagan spring fertility celebrations!!!

I'm currently wearing a pair of shorts I bought in 2004. but, I was still kinda chunky, even back then. I don't own a scale, so I just go by how I look and feel.....and what fits. today is an ok day. dumbestgirlintheworld will show up in an hour and make me feel like a fat cow though!

my chi weenie peed on me. dammit. not a nice thing to wake up to...

I am awake. for no good reason. sigh. guess I'll do some gardening...

notice that he pluralized the title...

awww. do I have the sweetest husband in the world, or what? in reality, I sit on my butt in my cushy office all day, putter around in the garden in the evening, bother my husband while he cooks my dinner, and maybe fold a load of laundry that he's already washed and dried. but I love that he takes the time to thank and appreciate me for it. dgitw, pick your jaw up off the floor. I'm sure he'll post something nice about you tomorrow.......

I'll have y'all know this video was shot when I was still fat. and short. and not nearly as beautiful as I am now.......

and c.Watkins. yes. I am throwing him under the gd bus.

oh.my.god.

nevermknd.

assclown.

the FBI never calls me. and no one has spent more than $9.47 on me in court this year. i feel so deprived.

i'm just as vehemently against burial today as i was in 09. and ps, them coffin thingies? they don't work and are no longer being used for burials. maybe your mom can use it as a bomb shelter?

i was told that ****** called me an ass. i promptly kicked hers.

read this, A. discussion from 2009

the plastic coffin thingies.

anyway. my kids have to travel by air, so their limited in what they can take back and forth.

or locked in closets. or even something cute, like some fisher price toys in a dog crate.