CitizenCain

That would be surprising if true, I had no idea that many people were killing themselves in America. Where did you come upon this fact, I would like to read it.

Gun deaths set to outstrip car fatalities for first time in 2015 Guns and cars have long been among the leading causes of non-medical deaths in the U.S. By 2015, firearm fatalities will probably exceed traffic fatalities for the first time, based on data compiled by Bloomberg. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-12-19/american-gun-deaths-to-exceed-traffic-fatalities-by-2015.html

It's like shooting gold fish in a bowl isn't it former member ? Fun but not very challenging .

Mother denies affair with Sesame Street star Big Bird.

And this my Friends is why we are all going to Hell.

Time Person Of The Year 2012: http://www.huffingto..._n_2327135.html

Please tell me you don't teach or take care of people.

Hello,....... Background checks ?...... No Chris, I think that train has already left the station.

pssst. .....meet me at midnight out behind the pool hall, bring cash..............and come alone.

PLEASE WAIT...Baby Cookie and sm0kediver are taking a brief smoke break after enjoying Pubby's video's.

Most people could't tell you the difference between a Democracy and a Republic if it slapped them in their Bill of Rights. Just something they heard on the Neal Boortz show.

Parents report the child has taken to holding it's head back with it's mouth open at feeding time.

Great Googly Mougly !!!

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT...... Two-Inch Feather Emerges From Baby's Neck No one knew what was bothering 7-month-old Mya Whittington. Her discomfort stumped her parents and doctors. She was finally hospitalized — and a 2-inch feather eventually poked its way out of her neck, shocking everyone. http://abcnews.go.co...rom-babys-neck/

Then why do you suppose we have outlawed Meth ?

In a related story Mazda makers of the Miata often called a girly sports car announce they will include an AK47 in an attempt to appeal to male buyers.

Once a guy came to my door and tried to sell me meat from the back of his pickup truck. I declined on that too.

Whenever I feel tempted to buy another weapon I go out to the garage and race the engine of my Porsche 928. That usually does the trick for a month or two.

GM makers of the sports car Corvette announced this week that if assault rifles are banned they are fully prepared to step in and fill the void.

A recent study done by the Univ of North Carolina found that if guns and specially assault weapons were suddenly removed from the population the size of male testicles could shrink by as much as 42 percent. This was especially troubling for pharmaceutical companies who fear this could cause a strain on America's supply and production of the male enhancement drug Viagra.

Obama Paranoid Government Coming For His Guns WASHINGTON—Reflecting attitudes held throughout his personal and political life, President Barack Obama restated Thursday his long-standing fear that the U.S. government is even now putting measures in place to take his guns away. "The thing for damn sure is you can't trust 'em," Obama told reporters "No matter how hard you work or how many taxes you pay, the zeusn government's sure as sheeze gonna pass some law or officiate some warrant to try and take your guns. "When the sheeze goes down, man, the militia is all you can rely on," said Ob

That and the man-zer, or sometimes called the bro.

New Roomba Blender Makes Smoothie Out Of Everything In Its Path BEDFORD, MA—In an exciting extension of their product line, the creators of the Roomba-brand self-directed vacuum cleaner have introduced the Yumba, a new household blender capable of mixing a rich, frothy smoothie out of whatever ingredients it sucks up from your floor. http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-roomba-blender-makes-smoothie-out-of-everythin,29539/

Don't forget to ask about Papi's CPA while your there, ( no what I'm say'n )