BeatBoxinGranny47

I would rather eat the butt out of a week old dead horse than to attempt to eat one of those nasty, craptastic things.

Ummm, because he is friggin dreamy!?!?!?!?

I just wish I had time and was problemless enough to complain about traffic lights.

Lets just say that I'm not allowed back to the Atlanta zoo, the San Diego zoo and the Florida zoo and the Alabama zoo etc, etc, etc.

The salty part does not bother me. Its the whole "Tastes like its been swipped through an elephants rectum" part that I dont like.

Have you tried moving? As in walking/running? Worked for me one time.

I always request a full body cavity search but only if its from a large black man with swollen knuckles.

WWW.Whitepeopleproblems.gov should work for you.

Dogs eat poop and trash. I'm sure a weeks worth of cat food wont hurt it. You could also donate it to a homeless shelter seeing as how they eat the same things as dogs.

I'm the same way with cartoons. I mean really, that anvil falling on the coyotes head didnt kill him!?!?!?

Yep!!

Rodney King was a damn alcoholic crackhead and drowned a damn alcoholic crackhead.

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/regGiftRegistry.asp?brn=1& There. Fox wants me to be his best man. Thats why I have access.

Sorry sugar nips. You're right. I will change that.

Look, I dont know who you are KRM but I seriously doubt Guard Dad would say something like that. I have met GD many times and I must say, he is the nicest homosexual I have ever met. I just cant see a hard nippled homo such as himself saying such a thing about gays. You need to check your facts KRM!!!

I'll be trying out. I'll let you know how it goes.

Off of Cedarcrest right by the dump.

Blasphemy....just blasphemy!!!!! After that remark I dont think you would make it out of the maze for blondes!!!

Haha!!! Jokes on you. An NJP isn't crap. Its about the same as a slap on the wrist!!! I dont think they should have gotten anything. Have you mooks forgotten the Airman that was dragged through the streets of Mogadishu? Look at those pics and tell me how you feel about a few Marines pissing on some raghead terrorist. Did you also forget about the beheadings? Or the friggin planes into the Trade Center where thousands of innocent lives were lost? Give me a break. Go through what these Marines have gone through and you may see that a little piss isnt really that bad.

USMC, Parris Island S.C. 1999. Plt 3053.

If its brown, drink it down. If its black, send it back!!

My brother graduated from there in '95 as well.

$125 is what we charge for yellow jackets as well. I believe its well worth it.

Marietta High School. Class of '99!!! Did I accidentally join a senior citizens only forum?

Key the hell out of his truck and slash the tires. Problem solved. Just dont get caught.