cookies are sweet

LOL (thanks, I needed that)

Cool. Like I said, whether or not I like a tattoo or not doesn't matter. It only matters that the person who get's them likes them. I do think it is better to wait until you are older to get one, that way you maybe know better if you want to have one forever. But again, ain't no one lining up to call me to get my thoughts on the matter.

No matter what the age, men do that. (I even caught my staid, never said a curse word, straight as an arrow, as old fashioned as could be dad, wee-weeing off side of the carport one night.)

My father thought that people who had beards were lazy. He based that on the premise that if they had beards, they were too lazy to shave. I have a beard and had one for many years while my father was alive. In my case, my father may have been right, I HATE to shave. Tattoos, :sigh:, I am conflicted. I liked some tattoos before every Tom, Dick, Jane, Julie and Susie had one. That is I liked the ones that really stood for something, like being in the service or something that meant something very strongly to you personally. I was not real big on tattoos for the young ladies. (like tho

Then you look really old for your age.

I reread my post and it came out a little different than what I meant it too. I was trying to be a little humorous while stating a fact. I do carry a guns from the house to the car and back again, every day. But I am not waving it around nor am I wandering around the yard while holding it, in plain sight. I have done so with my BB gun, and if this was the "old" days, I wouldn't think twice about carrying a "real" gun around the yard with kids waiting on the bus. But, due to the way things are today, with the "crazy" stuff going on, (crazy stuff being people going nuts and shooting everyon

Dang, you went and got all serious on me. I agree 100% about liberals and conservatives. But I think there are a lot on both sides that just follow the "party" line without thinking for themselves. I have a hard time with those people, no matter which end they are on.

Well don't let em catch the bus in front of my house, cause I'm toting em in and out a lot. Don't ask why.

Maybe they have a hard time getting it because it is WRONG! So the lads are doing well at soccer?

If you haven't shopped in a Piggly Wiggly, then you have missed a big part of the rural south.

You feeling ok? I'm worried about one of us.

Yep. The good news is that you are older than I.

How dare that neighbor think he has the right to paint something he owns whatever color he wants to? The nerve of that person, thinking that just because they spent their hard earned money for something it belongs to them! Don't they know that they need to check with you so that you can tell them what to do with something they own? The nerve of some people!

Jawohl Lord Helmet! You FUNNY! How are the kinder, still in private school? Man you got hold of some bad juju, I need to take you out for a round of mind clearing golf.

I am a crotchety old man. The dogs were going nuts, so I looked out the window to see what terrible danger was approaching. It was 5 young boys walking down the street. (now that could be trouble, but these guys were just going from point A to point B ) But as I watched, one of them picked up a fairly good sized rock, about the size of a tennis ball, and chucked it down the street. In and of it's self no big deal, just kids being kids, but this rock rolled into our yard. I opened the door and asked if he would pick up the rock that he threw. His first words and the first words out of a

Thank god the moron police weren't around when we were kids. BB gun fights, dirt clod fights, pine cone fights, roman candle fights (when you could get some) or whatever kind of fights and for that matter, some of the worst hurts I got was in wiffle ball when the player with the ball was 3' away and instead of tagging you out, threw the ball at you to get you out. But hey! That was part of being a kid, having fun and growing up. If you got hurt and went home crying to mommy (you wouldn't dare cry to daddy), mommy would then sue....no wait that's not right...mommy would then call the poli

When I posted, I was thinking, "I wonder who will know who Ethel Merman and Kate Smith are?"

For those who think this statement "they come around with a ruler and measure how tall your grass is" is untrue or just unbelievable, I used to work with a guy that was the president of his HOA and he told me (and he was dead serious) that on Saturday morning, the first thing he did was ride around the subdivision and measure the grass with a ruler. If it was too long, you got a warning right then. After that I called him "the Grass Nazi". I am happy that I didn't live in his subdivision. I am also happy he didn't punch me in the nose, he was in great shape.

Here I am taking my buddy out on my ride.

I love these, they make me fall out of the chair with laughter. WARNING: Bad language This one is a little shaky and you need to turn the sound up.

What! Why that kind of thinking is........oh yeh! American!

Your loving the HOAs is not surprising. Please!!!! Someone protect me!!! I can't do it myself!!!

We need to go back to when the family of a mentally ill person could have them committed. When they turned all those people out of the mental hospitals that were "not a danger to themselves or others" is when we started having a huge rise in two things. The homeless and the mass shootings.

Maybe I need to get the wife some duckies? Or something that sounds........never mind.