cookies are sweet

I gave him 0 days. Don't know who he is, won't watch. I'm sure he is worried about that. :-)

Sorry to have gotten off topic, my ADD post was meant in humor, that is why I put dad, belt and whatever else in caps.

He still is on in my house. Also, Steve Allen and Jack Parr. My TV won't get any other Tonight Shows. (or maybe my mind won't accept any other)

I had ADD when I was a KID, but DAD cured it with his BELT. After that, I paid ATTN.

What?? You mean Johnny left??

Mr. Page's baby girl.

FREE THE PAULDING COUNTY SIX! (or 5 or 25 or 30)

We have strip joints and call girls? For shame! Pubby, please send me the information on where these "free lancers" and websites can be found so that I may avoid them. (any pricing info would be greatly appreciated) (just for informational purposes only, you understand)

Baby baby baby baby

In her speech to the media?

We had Valentines Day?

Got your nose up someone's....to know all this huh. Tip of the day: Anger management meetings start at 8pm and are free. 2nd Tip of the day: Ego management meetings start whenever you get there, they wouldn't dare start without you.

I do miss him, where has he been. Here's a thought. Has anyone ever seen us both in the same room at the same time? Could he be my alter ego? I need to ask my therapist about this one.

Here's a Delta we can all get behind, Delta Dawn. (am I the only one that is reminded of The Postman by this post?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3SfcANH-9A

Hitler or 2" of snow? Never mind, in the ATL, both are about the same.

My clicker just wouldn't work. Must be an old clicker.

Now that does not fall under any of these or does it? "Yes, bravery is the right word. A person can be fired for being gay because it is not a protected class like gender or race. Just look at the workplace harassment in the Miami Dolphins locker room. Or look at what you said. It is fine to be gay, but don't talk about it or display it like heterosexuals do. It has to be hushed and kept out of sight. And we all know your husband's work is not taking half a day a week to talk about diversity, unless there have been several lawsuits against the company for allowing a hostile work environmen

Never heard his music, but it may be ok just because he is such a wimpy gangsta.

Awww, come on, it was funny!

Shoot the radio or Ipod or whatever they play that crap they call music with nowadays. (or the people who make it) What about real country music, you know the kind they made up till 1980? The wife hates it, but she's a liberal. Not saying if you hate it your a liberal.....but I will have my suspicions.

Alabama yeah... It's open season on elderly white men, y'all! (next state)

Illinois yeah... It's open season on law and order, y'all! (next state)

I am getting a tee shirt made. The wife just read this and asked if I who I was going to be advertising for,

When the Mississippi River ran backwards. Good reading. Charleston, SC was almost destroyed in the 1700's by an earthquake. The east coast is not immune to having a big one.