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I heard a "news reporter" say this about the ebola. "Don't panic, because panic will increase your fear and anxiety" WTF So glad that gal has a college degree. Then they said, "More people die from the flu than the ebola, so if you want to panic, panic about the flu." Again, WTF First off, most people that have the flu, DON'T DIE, but most who have the ebola DO DIE. Second, if this crap isn't as bad as the flu, then why the **** are we sending people to help? Why is Obuma interrupting Judge Judy to say it is a problem? I don't see that happening with the flu.

I got duct tape!

What?? Sarcasm?? How could that be sarcasm? The truth isn't sarcastic, it is just the truth. And the truth is, those girls are smart, funny and adorable.

They are good, aren't they. Since you like them so much, here is one based on a 4am "booty call" text that Riki received. (Riki is the blonde) Warning: References to the male anatomy

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stand to see an animal drinking out of the toilet. It's bad enough the poodle eats out of the cat box.

This conversation just keeps going Want to get through this without you knowing You can see it in my eyes My calculating bulls**t lies You look at me so appalled 'cause I don't recognize you at all

I don't know what happens in the litter box. Unlike my animals, I give them privacy when they are doing their business. Although it has occurred to me to show them what it's like and turn the table on them and while they are perched doing their stuff, to crawl up in front of them and demand to be petted.

Noooooo, the blonde is hot, the brunette is the cute one.

I have given this a lot of thought (at least......4 to 6........seconds) and perhaps we could invent a trough that recycles the water adding some fresh water to the recycled water to keep the water level up. (a little watered down slobber won't hurt a dog, look at the stuff they lick and eat) We can make it like a fountain and put a little cherub dog (or cat for the cat people) on the trough. One of those fancy looking things where the cherub is wee weeing into the trough. I think this may be a big money maker.

I don't know who you are I don't have a freaking clue So get a catchphrase, get an accent You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage You're camouflage on camouflage You're overwhelming averageness is such a drag So fix the situation or wear a name tag You don't even look a little familiar to me And I blame you

Ohhhh, Hi. Errr, how are you? (What I really mean is who are you?) Is it my fault I can't remember who you are? Garfunkel and Oates say, no. Warning: Language

I still don't get it. How is this thing getting worse? Are they not quarantining these people? Are the people not cooperating? Doesn't the protective gear work? Are we being lied to? Who shot JR? Who put bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who wrote the book of love? Sorry......I got off track.

They scratch and whine to get in. When they line up and come through, I feel like the Pope giving absolution. "Bless you my child. Go and shed no more."

I think I've seen that clown before....

Sometimes it takes me a while to decide if I like something. Besides, I didn't see a sign saying it wasn't a buffet.

We had two auto filling water bowls, but between the cat that plays in the water and the bulldog who drinks like a fish and spills half as much as she drinks, we just went with a huge water bowl. That way the water holder doesn't get knocked over, by the cat that likes to play in the water. Out of 6 animals, we only have one that is normal. One cat is an over eater, he eats cat food, dog food, people food and although I am not sure, I think he is a paste eater also. One cat loves water and cries and cries until you turn on the kitchen faucet for her, she then drinks the running water by

Don't have to imagine it, I live it. I got some of them in front of me trying to figure out where I am going so they can be there first and some of them following behind me, and me yelling "Move! Move! Move!".

And another thing. I don't bother them when they are "doing their business", why do they bother me when I am? As soon as I am upon my throne, they line up to pass in review and receive petting from the king. Sometimes, one dallies to long before the king and has to be nudged onward by the next in line. It is worse than having a two year old kid.

The clown may have balloons, a machete and a baseball bat, but I bet if you show him a pistol, he will fill his clown shoes.

Our 6 animals go through water like it's.....................water.

Thanks, didn't know you could do it more than once.

Don't let bad behavior on the part of some, stop your good behavior. If they take toys that do not belong to them, then that is stealing and stealing is a crime. Perhaps something like, "Excuse me, those are not for the taking." and if they do not get the hint, "Taking those would be stealing and you do not look the kind of person who would steal.", if they still do not take the hint, "We prosecute thieves here." (or a well timed whack to the head, with a ball bat) As far as candy, a "Please take only one piece, so that there will be enough for others to have a piece also." or "One pi

It is great to hear that there are people who are not only still giving to those who serve our country. Thank you, young lady!

Good post!!!!! Wish I had said that! Ohhh wait, I have. I have tried hard to teach my son one lesson that I think is one of the most important things in life and I try hard to follow this myself, although I fall short. That lesson is this. Do what you believe is the right thing to do, regardless of what the consequences are to you. It is easy to do the right thing in life, when there are no negative consequences to ourselves or it something we wish to do. Where the rubber meets the road is when the right thing is not something we wish to do or there will be or could be negativ

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