It's only funny if you're not the mom, but great story NY Gal. I woke up all the time freak like that. Just this afternoon, not only are all my doors locked, dead bolts too, baby gate at top of stairs closed and even my bedroom door locked. They are in my room to watch TV, play, sleep, whatever but pregnant mommy needs a nap. I wake up and the big one is next to me snoring, dog on her bed snoring and I'm like where's my 2 year old. He was a sleep on he floor on the other side of the bed. But for that split second you think of every bad thing in the world that could happen. Of course the