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shannonsolomon

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  1. The bartender says "we don't serve time travelers here." A time traveler walks into a bar.
  2. I do. Unfortunately, her well meaning but sometimes misguided advice is more appropriate to 1973.
  3. Hahaha! I just said that's what my mama believes!
  4. What the hell is wrong with you? Twinkies are disgusting!
  5. I'm not even looking in Paulding. No point.
  6. Some of my favorite helpful pieces of advice have come from my mother who suggested I try the Department of Labor. She also told me I might need to just get a job..........until I could find a real job. Bless her heart. I love her.
  7. I got electronically rejected for a position that I hadn't finished applying to yet. which leads me to believe that nobody is actually monitoring online apps and the machines are truly taking over.
  8. Interesting. I just praise Jesus that mine are grown.
  9. Unfortunately, that's kind of true. and I'm an administrative assistant. There are tons of jobs posted but tons of people looking for the same thing apparently. and a lot of crap pay. I think it was easier to find a job when you had to walk around handing out your resume.
  10. ....and the Occupy folks seem to be packing up and headed to Atlantic Station. Anybody want to go? I have a tent!
  11. On the news just now it says husband "rushed home to take her to the hospital". So he wasn't even home. That doesn't sound like they were very concerned about time constraints. And "severe" chest pains? You get my ass an ambulance. Dumbass.
  12. Pleasures himself.......heh heh heh
  13. Ah yes, thank you. I really need to stock up on the weapons and food supply. Between the zombies and the manbearpig flu I am really not prepared.
  14. Zombieized? Where IS Merle? Darryl is getting a lot handier. I'll bet once he loses that "Git er done" outfit his hotness will explode.
  15. NC! Not to worry, Carl is on board for at least 19 episodes. My kid is Googling and she needS TO STOP IT! Yeah, I figured a baby with questionable paternity would be coming. I want to see a kid zombized, too
  16. I'm going to go with the overdose of cold medicine. Mom just doesn't seem very bright. Plus, I don't think that gypsies would really want a baby that wasn't "blood".
  17. Years ago my dad had a zit on his nose that wouldn't go away. He was messing with it one day and discovered that the "zit" was a nose hair that had grown THROUGH his nose. THROUGH his nose. Yeah.
  18. I just don't understand why a person's size should be a concern to anyone else. Unless you are their parent and the person is a child it's none of your business.
  19. I'm going with accidentally killed the baby, freaked out, hid the body, made up story.
  20. I don't think anybody came through a window and took that baby.
  21. These aren't spirit fingers......THESE are spirit fingers!
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