NumberCruncher

I was once high enough to believe that I had lobster claws...

I've been way too nice today. I think I need might to take a pill or something!!!

also, do not use hairspray this weekend.

screaming&laughing

another great movie reference....garden state!

true. I had blocked the pool dart incident.

I know you "don't wanna miss a thing"........

of course! just don't ask dgitw to bring the meatballs...

like he'd need an invitation! pfft.

you're too sweet! i LOVE autumn, and everything that comes with it.

marry.me.

ewwww. does that mean you rubbed your newfound junk on me?

it's ok babe. I love ya regardless. but I'll need to know which team you're gonna play on from now on.....

we just need to have a good, old fashioned 'hen party'. you cook, I'll entertain! spunky woman can laugh. waffle can wear her pasties. there can be no depression in the midst of all that!!!

I just might ruin the feel good feeling of this thread, but damn....imma have a bad day next week, just so you can cook for me!

I don't think either of us has called anyone miserable today. but I could be wrong.

you've got my number...please don't hesitate to call me.

the piece we have the tv on in the living room. and....evil wonder twin?

ooh. I hadn't even thought of it that way. thanks!

when I was buying a piece of furniture from you. it's lovely. as are several other pieces you own that are handmade. it still baffles me how you can proclaim me a miserable individual, without ever seeing me be miserable. oh well. I reached out.you declined. feel free to continue to hate me from afar. no skin off my nose.

fight? you've lost your mind. I invited you to lunch, and sent you my number with a clear explanation that I would love to give you the opportunity to form an opinion of me after getting to know me. not based on my posts. again, I've admitted to not knowing everything, or being able to cook. but yeah, I am kind of judgmental. NOWHERE did I mention anything about a fight. those are your words and assumptions.

when you drink it out of a coffee mug...you lose ALL of your cool points. period.

uh. fried chicken and collards(?) and mashed taters. obviously not my night to cook.

i'm breaking up with you if you're gonna go all 'pro-life' on me.

count me in for a row of collards, and a row of turnips!