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  1. Happy Mother's Day!

     

     

    Why God Made Moms

     

    Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

     

    Why did God make mothers? She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. Mostly to clean the house. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

    How did God make mothers? He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

    What ingredients are mothers made of? God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

    Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom? We're related. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

    What kind of little girl was your mom? My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. They say she used to be nice.

    What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him? His last name. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

    Why did your Mom marry your dad? My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. She got too old to do anything else with him. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    Who's the boss at your house? Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

    What's the difference between Moms & dads? Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if want to sleep over at your friend's. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

    What does your Mom do in her spare time? Mothers don't do spare time. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

    What would it take to make your Mom perfect? On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

    If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be? She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

     

     

     

    This had been posted several times over the years, but the last time was in 2007 so I decided to start a fresh thread.

  2. I joined Cobbtalks.com a few years ago, but it was very dead. Without much activity, I didn't visit often. The last time I visited the website (after it had been several months since my prior visit) I found out that the entire board had been reset due to a hacker. I didn't bother signing up again. I just clicked through my bookmark and discovered that the website is gone.

  3. Good to know people who have been around for a while and post frequently have to look like delinquents before they can renew without upgrading.

     

    Great system.

     

    <_<

    If you pay through PayPal, you are typically setup to automatically renew. If I remember correctly, this is an option that you would have to opt out of during the payment process (or can later cancel in your PayPal account transaction settings.) There have been vents in the past from people displeased that their membership was automatically renewed because they either forgot or didn't notice that it would automatically be renewed.

  4. Now when I first saw the name, I thought dirty thoughts and thought I was being played. My question is should I let her have the thing she calls a board game for a name? ... or would the snickers be too intense and the more modest members run away?

     

    I think it would be tough to restrict user names based on connotations that some people may have. Many words and phrases have many different meanings. I remember a few years ago a female member changed her user name to express her joy of photography, however "Fully Developed" caused confusion and she reverted back to her prior name. Heck, there is a member on here now whose user name is slang for a woman's privates, and that's the only way I've ever heard that term.

  5. BTW---I started a thread about this ad being annoying yesterday around noon or so.....where'd it go? :lol:

    Right where you left it :)

     

    It is annoying the crap outta me!

     

     

    I will add that each one of the winning entrants [...] will get a free premium membership for a year

    Sounds like a good deal pubby. I'm glad that Hardy is bringing in some revenue for you. They did a good job fixing my car, but they charged a dang lot, so I'm glad they are supporting P'com :)

  6. I thought you want flood control (that means it is controled)?

    Flood control is a feature designed to prevent overwhelming the server. P'com uses flood control to prevent multiple requests from the server in a short period of time to prevent spamming and denial-of-service attacks.

     

    P'com trusts that paid members won't spam or attack the server. And if they do, they aren't quite so anonymous.

  7. cdcHeaderLogo.gif

     

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

     

    Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

     

    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

     

     

    It's Friday! Enjoy the weekend!

  8. For anybody interested, today's item on sellout.woot is a Asus 8.9" Intel Atom 1.6Ghz Netbook for $159.99 + $5 shipping.

     

    http://sellout.woot.com

     

    Asus 8.9" Intel Atom 1.6Ghz Netbook

    $159.99

    + $5 shipping

    Condition: Refurbished

    Product: 1 Asus Eee PC 900A Atom 1.6Gz, 1GB, 4GB SSD, 8.9" LCD, Linux

  9. I am hooked as well, but I watch it on Hulu the next day or whenever I get around to it.

     

    When it got down to the black team, it was apparent to me that the top contenders would be Danny and Paula.

  10. I'm sure the Hardy dealership paid a pretty penny to be the Internet Cafe forum sponsor and have their ad at the top of every page in the Internet Cafe. Yes, having to dodge around banner ads is annoying (like having your favorite TV show interrupted for a commercial break,) but it draws revenue and helps pay the expense of running the website

  11. They weren't my fav, but they did some songs that I sure did like!

     

    Axl Rose was my fav outta that group......Appetite for Destruction.....Welcome to the Jungle

    I like a few GN'R songs too, as if that wasn't obvious. Some people wouldn't know. ;)

     

    I didn't know Slash was going to be on AI this week. Now I'll have to find videos online.

  12. "Validation" is a fable about a parking attendant who gives his customers REAL validation -- dispensing both free parking and free compliments.

     

    Starring TJ Thyne & Vicki Davis.

     

    Writer/Director/Composer - Kurt Kuenne.

    Winner - Best Narrative Short, Cleveland Int'l Film Festival

    Winner - Jury Award, Gen Art Chicago Film Festival

    Winner - Audience Award, Hawaii Int'l Film Festival

    Winner - Best Short Comedy, Breckenridge Festival of Film

    Winner - Crystal Heart Award, Best Short Film & Audience Award, Heartland Film Festival

    Winner - Christopher & Dana Reeve Audience Award, Williamstown Film Festival

    Winner - Best Comedy, Dam Short Film Festival

    Winner - Best Short Film, Sedona Int'l Film Festival.

     

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