cookies are sweet

I was just kinda, sorta, maybe, just a little, getting used to the "Net". Which, by the way, no one has ever been able to explain to me where this "Net" is located or how exactly it works. Now I am hearing we have something called the "Cloud". Noooo, not those fluffy white clouds that often look like famous people or animals. Noooo, not that heavy gray looking ones that often look like grumpy people. Noooo, not those dark stormy looking ones that often look like they escaped from the movie the Wizard of OZ. This "cloud" is......ok, I have no idea what this "cloud" is, where it is, wh

But she is kinda cute.

Our cat, Fat Pete, is an addict, he first got hooked on the Nip and now he moved on to the hard stuff, the Treats. He has taken to sleeping in the kitchen chair near the treats, so that if anyone gets near the area where the treats are kept, he can immediately leap up and start crying. This crying calls the other three cats to come running, so that you end up with four cats whining for treats. All because one fat cat is a junkiel Fat Pete

I saw this prank and my first thought was....she's kinda cute.

I agree with the intent of the law, but it is so broad that anyone of us could be victum of the law while never doing one thing wrong ourselves.

The seizure of money and property, such as vehicles, because they suspect drug involvement is, IMHO, a basically good law that some LE agencies are using to build a private slush fund. I personally know of someone that had their 18 wheel truck and trailer seized for over a year under this law. (this was in the mid 90's) The problem is (IMHO) the law is too vague about what you can seize and why and then it is up to you to prove a negative, that you are not a dope dealer. Luckily for my buddy, he had more businesses and money and the seizure of this one truck did not shut him down and he was

I think the number is usually put at around 30,000,000.

Today is the birthday of the Russian tyrant, dictator and mass murderer, Josef Stalin. Here are a few facts about the crazed Russkie leader. According to official accounts, he was born on December 18, 1879. Stalin himself, however, changed the date to December 21, 1879, later in his life for unknown reasons. He was actually born Josef Vissarionovich Djugashvili, but decided to change his name in his 30s. His adoptive name literally means "man of steel". He was as Russian as Hitler was German, as he was not actually born in Russia. Stalin actually hailed from Georgia. (nooo,

Sooo, it is a fat thing, not a male thing. Perhaps I should give it a try.

What is it with fat male cats that they feel the need to lay around like that? Our Fat Pete does the same thing. I tell the wife that he is advertising.

I get a headache reading this thread, yet I keep reading.

Cousin It.

I think? Rudolph Photo by Kate Micucci

Benny Hill was one of the greats!

I bet you would work for the Marshal's office for fairly cheap delivering those citations. They should look into hiring you.

Then "it" began to grow. But...I've had a vasectomy.

That is the place we used. The wife was happy. Sorry about your dad doggie.

There is a place in douglasville. Try calling them, we delivered our dog on a Sunday. The animal is stored in a freezer until they come to work.

You may feel a slight twinge. We are booked on Maury

I forgot the Thanksgiving leftovers.

(that is six words, but still scary) We are not doing the happiest story in five words....so, fail.

Tonight at 8pm on NBC (WXIA) "Elf, Buddy's Musical Christmas" premiers with a star studded cast of voices, incuding; Mark Hamill, Jim Parsons, Ed Asner, Fred Armisen, Jay Leno, Matt Lauer, Gilbert Gottfried, Kate Micucci, Rachael MacFarlane, Max Charles and Steve Higgins. "Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas" combines the humor and spirit of both the beloved 2003 holiday film, which drew glowing reviews and earned $173 million at the domestic box office, and the hit Broadway production. The special is an all-new retelling of Buddy's delightfully absurd yet heartwarming story and blends the l

The idea is to write a scary story using only five words.

You're ex wife is here. We're going on Dr. Phil. Wife's family is coming tomorrow.

I knew it was some type of roid.