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Sorta off topic (yeh, shocking ain't it), Harry Truman was well known for his salty language. Once he gave a speech to a ladies club where he used the words "horse manure". After the speech was over, one of the ladies went up to Bess Truman and told her that she really needed to speak to the president about not saying the word manure. Bess replied, "Madam, if you only knew how hard it was for me to get him to use the word manure."

Last time I got loaded, I was locked up. My wife doesn't believe in guns and I still can't beat her. Yes, I'm scairt.

I thought this thread was gonna be about the beach.

Apparently we are going to visit the grandkids and babysit that night. One day, I will not be the last person to know what is going on in my life.

Meetings start at 8pm in the zoo basement. Bring bananas.

I don't have lust, in my heart or any other body part. But, Brian Williams once said in a Playboy interview, during his run for president, "I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times."

Look what we are missing. The wife's lucky she's getting a store bought card.

I guess I got confused with some saying he should be let go and him being let go. Sorry for the confusion.

If only the wife had said we could go.

Wrong! Kate is doing a show Friday night. I sure wish I was there.

I expected nothing less about "the sweetheart of the left".

You should see Doctor Williams about that.

Ole Mr. Jones's boy. Paulding County Administrator.

Brian Williams said he remember killing Hitler.

Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's Minister of Propaganda. He killed his 7 children and he and his wife committed suicide in Hitler's bunker after Hitler killed himself. Goebbels was a true believer.

Just wondering.

I love it all. It is fun.

Not only is it obvious I have never seen the show, I have stated so at least 3 times. And yes, I can be highly certain and opinionated about thing I know about and things I don't know much about. I just try and use common sense and when I read something like this: "The scourge of the Right and sweetheart of the Left is calling it quits." I just use my common sense and I can tell that a comedian who does a quasi news show with satire and is apparently biased to the left, is no place for an intelligent person to get their news. Perhaps be entertained, but not informed.

Another example of why these country's prisons have low populations compared to us. Kill 32 people and get only 6 months in prison for each person you killed.

No wonder the majority of young people today don't know crap from shinola. The ship is sinking.

Like I said, never saw the show, but he was a standup comedian at one time. Same as that other idiot, Bill Maher.

What's this?? Men are supposed to get something on Valentines Day also? When did that start?

Speaking of takedowns, Brian Williams said he once beat both Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant to become the world champion of rasslin.

I'm going with the here's your card, don't complain, you almost didn't get the card.