cookies are sweet

Let's just tell it like it is, no pussyfooting around. When I am driving, those who are going slower than me are morons, those who are going faster than me are idiots. I am apparently the only one on the road driving at the proper speed.

Now who's worried about other people's thingys?

I love his Christmas music. If you look up the word cool in the dictionary, it just has a picture of Dean Martin next to it.

I need me some Frank and Dean on there.

No problem here. I ain't gotta look at me.

Thank you, they set off my eyes.

Is she good looking?

Not at moment, but once the pool opens..........

I have my speedo ready to go!

A huge chunk is going to those illegal aliens we kidnapped.

Credit Card Services are the worst. I have reported them to the Federal Government at least 5 times over the past 4 years. But, I guess the Feds are too busy kidnapping children and dragging them across the borders to do anything about it. I used to have an airhorn that I blew when they came on the line to tell me about how they can save me money. But since I ran out of air, I just flush the toilet, with the phone right above it.

I think I may have a lead, that is if the caller also asked if you wanted a Slushy.

:hanging my head in shame:

She is my wife. But Sarah Silverman is younger.

Sarah Silverman is a good looking gal. Strange, wacky sense of humor, but good looking. (not someone I could take home to mama)

I think I saw that cat in an old Star Trek episode.

The can put Sarah Palin on The View, Sarah Lee, Sarah Silverman, Sarah Conner, Sarah Ferguson or Sarah Jessica Parker. All the same to me.

I still have to add my big bands, swing and jazz to it.

OK, this one is sorta sad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-yUkmKuqZk&list=PL5A19C76D4CC9C41D&index=33

Two things. 1. I have no clue if those are songs, bands or what 2. Why are your posts so....wacky looking?

Wasn't before my time. I remember my brother (younger than I am) saying that Billy Ray would be a country superstar for years to come. I said he was a one hit wonder, flash in the pan. But do I remind my brother who was right and who was wrong......every chance I get.

Something in another thread made me think of this. Last year the wife let me use her Ipod thing to listen to when working in the yard. The reason was that the oldies station here in ATL finally died. Here is some of what is on my Ipod thingy. (ok, the wife's Ipod thingy) What's on yours? The Animals, Buck Owens, Hank Williams, Grateful Dead, Asleep at the Wheel, Rod Stewart, Eric Clapton, Foghat, Bob Dylan, ZZ Top, The Allman Brothers, The Doors, Three Dog Night, Cat Stevens, Jan & Dean, Big Brother & The Holding Company, The Beach Boys, Don McLean, Grand Funk Railroad,

WHAT???

Two thoughts. 1. I am from the ATL area and one of the most common comments (outside of Paulding) I get is, "You're from here? I don't meet many people that are from here." 2. The ATL is #3 in discourteous drivers.

I saw where Chicago had 60 shootings over the weekend, with 11 killed. Thank goodness they have that tough gun control.