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matthewspiglet

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  1. Does anyone know of a pharmacy that carries Nebulizer. I was told that an older pharmay may carry them but I don't know of any around here. Thanks
  2. So cute But not my size. Size 5 here
  3. I thought i would share because i thought it was funny. That i posted a message on my hubby farmville to let him know that i love him. Me: I love you sexie when he read it it said I love you "***ie" Because it had the word sex in sexie i'm guessing.
  4. where may i find this to see for myself?
  5. me too hoarding is one thing. But some of them people with the house falling in over nasty garbage is another. One lady said she just gave up and became lazy. OMG at her house. I would have burt it to the ground
  6. I told my daughter i would walk her to school if the doors are open
  7. They are posting school closing and delays. Haven't seen Paulding. Oh it was Channel 11
  8. Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!
  9. I Love You English..... I Love You Spanish..... Te Amo French...... Je T'aime German...... Ich Liebe Dich Japanese.... Ai cheezee Imasu Italian..... Ti Amo Redneck..... Nice Tits
  10. Southern Comments Exclamations: "Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!" "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." Threats: "I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle." "This'll jar your preserves." "Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!" Good Things/Compliments: "Cute as a sack full of puppies." "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it." "Gooder than grits." The Weather: "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs." "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
  11. A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you." The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with
  12. 10 things in golf that sound dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again reminds me of tiger woods
  13. Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
  14. A Chick With Long Legs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact chan
  15. 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything chec
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