southernchickie

This is useful...if you have arms like a T-Rex.

Well atleast they're consistent....

Hey, I know!! Let's all dress up like Civil War vets and see if we can get on p.com.... Oh Wait!!! Nevermind..

I think Slumber Partys by Kelly sells that stuff.

Starving your children to get chores done?!?!? Why didn't I think of that!?

Well I can talk Hub into holding the camera maybe... Did I mention I'm spayed? Can he get me a discount on insurance?

That Caped Crusader is easier than Sunday Morning! Give him my number please...

Professional like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman professional, or professional like Hilary Clinton professional? <<<<<<<Dang - I look pretty on the big screen!

The camera takes 10 years off your face, but puts 10lbs on your butt!

burp!

Write a funny topic title..

It's a LPPT sandwich!

Iditaron? Yawn... Let's talk about that wine vendor some more!

I just heard 'wine'! I am sooo there!

red neck accupuncture? Oh, I am kidding. I would LOVE to get a tattoo, but am too skeered.

II had a little niche between the kitchen and dining room of my other house, so I installed a cabinet in the little space and topped it with a piece of marble that I had. Or you could make a small end table.

My dumb cats are not declawed, whenever one of them starts to scratch something, I smack whatever it is real hard and scare the he(( of out them... Seems to work, it's free and provides me some amusement... The old cat is getting immuned though, now he will sink his paws into the couch and look around like, "What am I doing? I better stop before Crazy tries to scare me again..." and walks off. Edited to say: Oh yea, and the firey pits of he(( will immediately rise up and consume you if you have your cat declawed. I know because it totally happened to my neighbor's sister's husband's

I've sleep thru ALOT of things... just ask hub.

Maybe you repaired someone's mower and now their hub is PO'd because they no longer have an excuse for not mowing the yard...... .........I'm just saying.

It sure is. The only difference is that Yahoo Answers gives you the 'politically correct' answer, we give you the truth! Even if it hurts.

OK, am I the only one who laughed when they read, "Ya know, something like "You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat!"?? (I know, dirty minds...) How about West Metro Meats.... A Cut Above.

Love ya!! Can't wait to mow!!! Thanks for doing such a good job on both my mowers!

SC peed in that cave back in the day!! Those beers ran right thru me.

There is no underground lake in there... Just puddles of pee.

Baby gelled his hair!!!! Momma likes!