NumberCruncher

these are my favorite!

Who gets abducted and forced to go shop at a retail store?

here's where i'll be! Fri Dec 21 8:00 pm END OF THE WORLD EXTRAVAGANZA AT CINEMA TAVEN Villa Rica GA

after reading your post where you bragged about speeding while DUI....i just don't think i can read your posts the same way anymore. so disappointing.

Even better than the game was the celebration party I attended last night at Reid's Deli. The Alabama fans were wild and The Band Benefield rocked the house. Good times! ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!!!

Ha! You just thought about my vagina, didn't you?!?!?!?!

Wait. Doesn't that make thousand island dressing?

A quick google search shows it to be a single family home with one bedroom.

ROLL TIDE!!!

So your neighbors should drive with their lights off and forgo their security lighting? Ok.

Walmart has affordable black out curtains available in many colors.

Dang! I smoked it when it was still legal. Nice, smooth high that lasted about an hour per shared bowl. The giggles lasted for about another half hour after the initial high wore off. Worst thing that ever happened while I was under the influence was getting tunnel vision and insisting that the channel not be changed off of How it's Made. ( it was the bamboo bicycle episode and I was fascinated) Once our supply dried up, the exbf went back to smoking the real thing and I got a prescription for Paxil. I'm much more apt to chew someone's face off now than I was then.

I wear whatever the eff I feel like. In the span of a normal week I can be seen, in public, wearing anything from heels and pearls, jeans and cowboy boots, pajama pants and flip flops, leathers and chains, or holy jeans and band tshirts. I rarely wear makeup and usually pull my hair up in to a pony tail. But there are times that I will go all out to look pretty. Just depends on my mood, the circumstances, and how much free time I have. If people judge my socioeconomic station in life by the way I dress, I could be any thing from dirt poor one day to rolling in dough the next. I don't ad

I hardly ever bother to peep, unless my dogs are going absolutely nuts over something. This is why visitors often walk in and find me pants less on the couch.

Good morning, indeed! This is the first day in a long time that I was able to sleep in uninterrupted and not hit the floor running with a million things to do.

Damn. I thought I had a potty mouth!

One of which officers? Who was arrested? Was the OP a quote from some uncited source, or did you make it up yourself?

Oh, good lord. Give it a rest.

don't even get me started with 'senior' housing. not the old folks homes...but the apartment complexes that don't allow anyone under a certain age or with children under a certain age to live on the premises!!! that company should have had sales, commissions, and bonus plan contracts presented to each employee to sign upon hire. our commissioned sales people are not elegible for any of the bonus schemes offered to non commissioned personnell, and they know that up front.

Six interceptions, so far. Dafuq??!? Has Brees been practicing with Tony Romo?

Well, CRAP!!!

It's way too cold for me to be rubbin' my ass on a tree!

Yet no one takes this attitude toward Pat Lanzo or Brandi Nabors.

Including refusing to serve the handicapped or minorities? Careful what you wish for...

Atheists have bulletins?