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Can you believe it, the Atlanta Falcons with the miserable record that they have moved into first place in their division with today's win over Carolina.

A Model Walked Around Half-Naked in Painted-on Pants and No One Even Noticed Model Pranksters TV painted a woman’s legs to look like she was wearing jeans and then she walked around the streets of midtown. https://www.yahoo.com/style/i-grew-up-just-outside-of-manhattan-and-my-father-102623555043.html

Best to give them narcotics a drivers licences and a gun permit then you got yourself a show.

Here is the way decent folks settle their differences, in a parking lot outside the stop n' go. Man shot, killed in gas station parking lotRIVERDALE, Ga. — Police now have the names of two men involved in a deadly shooting outside a Riverdale gas station Friday morning. Witnesses said two men got into an argument inside the food mart, then went outside into the parking lot where one opened fire. That’s when witnesses said Taylor Boyer shot Ryan Hill six or seven times and then kicked him in the face. Witnesses said the gunman then drove his car from the pumps to a space in front of

I've got your hot and gooey right here.

Do you practice at being a jerk or does it just come naturally ?

There will always be the type that want to sluff-off everything that they disagree with or does not fit into their rightwing agenda as some sort of diabolical socialist plot.

They got pasteurized eggs ?

When you see a guy buying a jar of mayonnaise at the Kroger with a Glock strapped to his side the first thing you need to ask yourself is am I feeling lucky today, is he a solid citizen, just your average joe or is he a schizophrenic manic whose voices in his head told him the world is out to get him and he needs to be armed to the teeth just in case ? Because you know what unless he has a felony record in Georgia he just might be and until he kills someone - like that guy that shot a teenager because his radio was too loud - it is perfectly legal for him to have it .

Hey ! I'm just the messenger here .

If your going to have your shoot'n iron by your side it's always a nice touch to roll up a pair of athletic socks and stick them in your underwear to complete the look. That and the traditional cowboy hat or turned around baseball cap of course.

Linda Rivera died last summer, four years after she ate a few spoonfuls of prepackaged cookie dough that was later found to be contaminated with a dangerous strain of E. coli. First, her kidneys stopped functioning and she went into septic shock. Over the years, she became sicker as more organs failed and she was in and out of the hospital for operations. https://gma.yahoo.com/eating-raw-cookie-dough-led-one-moms-death-231048179--abc-news-topstories.html

Mostly people that want to draw attention to themselves, the hey look at me folks aren't I just the coolest, roughest, toughest guy you have ever seen, type .

That's the way it was and we liked It !

I think Bob Dylan said it best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-ew334uGE

Probably the Jewish parents were getting tired of their kids coming home and asking why Santa Claus never came to their house.

How about those jugglers always throwing stuff up in the air and catching it, who do they think they are .

So basically as my old pappy would say the school board decided to "cut off their nose to spite their face".

What we needs us is a gol darned lynch'n !

No your point was to get in another one of your anti immigration zingers.

Stirring the ole pudd'n their Stradial ?

Space is a big place theres plenty of room for everybody.

I would watch it if the snake was eating a Kardashian just to see if he could get his mouth around all that junk in the trunk. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/11/kim-kardashian-nude-paper-magazine_n_6142888.html

Meet America's oldest-living veteran: 108-year-old whiskey-drinking, cigar-smoking Richard OvertonChances are, the 108-year-old World War II veteran began the day like any other: on the porch, smoking a cigar, sipping a cup of coffee stiffened with whiskey. In May 2013, Overton was asked by a local television reporter how long he expected to live. "Whatever God gives me. If he gives me 10 more years, I hope I'll be able to take it," Overton said. "If he gives me 5, I hope I'll be able to take it." http://news.yahoo.com/americas-oldest-living-veteran-richard-overton-whiskey-211033103.html