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There are a lot of things in life that I don't understand, why the dog goes outside to do it's business, yet within 10 minutes of it coming back in I find poop, why whatever lane of traffic I am is always the slowest, why my wife married and stays married to me (ok, that is one that nobody understands), but here is a new one that occurred to me. Why can the amusement parks take a clear photo of you on a rollercoaster, going 70 mph, but banks can't take a good picture of a robber? What are some things that make you go, hmmmmm?

There are a lot of things in life that I don't understand, why the dog goes outside to do it's business, yet within 10 minutes of it coming back in I find poop, why whatever lane of traffic I am is always the slowest, why my wife married and stays married to me (ok, that is one that nobody understands), but here is a new one that occurred to me. Why can the amusement parks take a clear photo of you on a rollercoaster, going 70 mph, but banks can't take a good picture of a robber? What are some things that make you go, hmmmmm?

There are a lot of things in life that I don't understand, why the dog goes outside to do it's business, yet within 10 minutes of it coming back in I find poop, why whatever lane of traffic I am is always the slowest, why my wife married and stays married to me (ok, that is one that nobody understands), but here is a new one that occurred to me. Why can the amusement parks take a clear photo of you on a rollercoaster, going 70 mph, but banks can't take a good picture of a robber? What are some things that make you go, hmmmmm?

Don't forget about Brian Williams, he is a misremembered war hero. And, I heard that he returned the one ring to the fires of Mount Doom, thus saving the world.

Thank you. All this talk about honesty, ethics, morals and trust is blown way out proportion. Like I said, so what if the man tried to make himself look like a battle tested war correspondent. So what if his job supposedly requires him to be honest, forthright, factual, ethical and upfront, does that mean that he is supposed to remember every time he is in a helicopter that is shot down? I mean just because he started "misremembering" as soon as it happened doesn't mean that the man has brain damage or can't be trusted to tell the truth.

You're just jealous because heros like Brian and myself were getting all the girls and all the guys I wanted to be us. Besides, he didn't lie, he "misremembered". Like that time that I was at the Navy's fighter pilot school and my plane had a problem and my best friend was killed when we had to bail out. I then went on active duty where we were attacked by Russian MIGs and I was scared to fight but at the last moment I found my courage and shot down two MIGs saving everyone. Later I realized that didn't really happen, I just misremembered. But the story about me fighting the aliens and

A lot of people are ragging on Brian Williams for "misremembering", for years, that he was in a helicopter that was shot down. Turns out the copter wasn't even hit by enemy fire. I say leave the man alone. Who among us men haven't misremembered something, especially when trying to make ourselves look good to the other sex or when trying to top other guys? I mean, my goodness, I have been a wealthy business owner, a secret agent, killed my entire family off in a car wreck, in short, whatever I thought would make the girl I was talking to go, "I must have him, NOW." In fact, my wife i

Sooo, is this thread about how I have no life or how I have no light bulbs? Or about how, as a conservative, I have a little..................brain.

I would give my answer, but I don't want to be one of those that has nothing better to do than post on pcom.

Ditto

Clint loves to sing. He made a movie, Honkytonk Man, in which he was a country/western song writer and singer. Marty Robbins had a small part at the end of the movie, just before he died. Also, Paint Your Wagon was made three years before Dirty Harry, so he wasn't as type cast at that time.

She is soooo smart, yet she does some really wacky stuff at times. But like I said, that is why we love her. And, she has a good sense of humor about her wackyness.

Trust me, this was not a :winkwink: deal. She was dead serious. She would have had no problem just telling me, "I didn't want to stop for gas", if that was what it was. Here is the e-mail reply from her best friend about this same story: "I know it was true but funny!" But, that is why we love her.

Yesterday the wife took my car to work and I took her car to the Toyota dealer to get serviced. (she gets free servicing for her Prius) This morning as she is leaving for work, back in her car, she says this to me as she is walking out the door. (and remember, this is a smart lady, she is no dummy, but she was dead serious about what the reason was for this issue) Wife: Ohhh, I forgot to tell you, I did something wrong last night. Me: What? Wife: Well, the gas gauge on my car (a Prius) is backwards from the gas gauge on your car (a Camry) and I thought you had plenty of

So basically everything, but below your knees, is not doing well. (get it, between your knees and sinus, head to knees, get it)

"DID YA'LL SEE THE TAIWAN PLANE CRASH?" I did now.

Lee Marvin sings (yes, you read that right) about civilization in the 1969 movie Paint Your Wagon. (ohhh, Clint Eastwood sings in this movie also)

They will also not keep a wife from getting out, but they will make em real mad.

Menopause......or being married to me.

I have no clue who that person is, either by picture or name. (true statement) Somehow she just showed up in my post.

Is the moon the reason my wife has been on my case so much the past few days? (I know it's not me)

That's all, just some pictures I thought were purty. (or cute or cool) Pond in Hokkaido, Japan All I ever get is Coke Follow the leader Ooops, not sure how that got in here Ghosts of dinosaurs? Earth rise - Moon (Dec 24, 1968) Sunset in CA (my girl Kate Micucci took this one)

I can understand. If only Warren Sapp had followed your example, he would still be on TV.

That was you? Wow, if only I had known, I coulda got your autograph.