cookies are sweet

I am so sorry you lost your phone and I hope you find it. Two things. One, I almost didn't open this thread because reading the word jogging makes me tired. Two, I loved the way you worded your post.

Nope, but that's OK, sounds like chick thing. Fifty shades of murder or something like that.

Let me explain something about Chinese manufacturing, not all Chinese manufacturers, but a large portion of them. They will make a deal to manufacturer something to specific specs. After that is approved and production starts, they will slowly start cutting down on whatever chemical or material or process is most expensive. Unless there is constant testing by the company that is having the product made in China, they will continue to cut corners and cost until caught or there is a failure of the product. It is an accepted practice by many Chinese manufacturers Again, many, but not a

Uhhhh, ok. By the way, did you know that tomorrow is. (not so funny when it's coming back at ya, is it)

The following what?

Ohhh, thanks, got it. Love singing ducks. (don't read instructions so good, but love singing ducks)

No big deal, it ain't so bad on this side. (of the hill)

The duck video ain't working, at least for me. I like singing ducks.

I blame "the dress". That is my new mantra, blame the dress.

It doesn't really matter, the song is the real thing. (but their shirts do "change" color)

We went over this when it happened, unless I am getting my Ebola people mixed up.

Me either, I guess that is what we have the courts for. I guess.

This fish was around in the days of the dinosaurs. (ok, it isn't a dinosaur, but the title was interesting, wasn't it) THE COELACANTH (PRONOUNCED SEEL-uh-kanth) is an enormous, bottom-dwelling fish that is unlike other living fishes in a number of ways. They belong to an ancient lineage that has been around for more than 360 million years. Coelacanths can reach more than six feet long and weigh about 200 pounds, and they’re covered in thick, scaly armor. It’s estimated they can live up to 60 years or more. 10 facts about the Coelacanth fish. 1. Coelacant

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (I take every opportunity to show off my girls)

Uhhhhhhh.....yeah......that has zippo to do with this thread.

Good deals all the way around, but I was sure this was going to be about you winning BIG money at the lottery and I was excited to finally be able to reveal our secret family relationship. But, we will just keep that info on the QT and downlow until you do win the big one. (like how I worked in the hip and cool words of today, QT and downlow?)

We use Taste of the Wild also.But it strictly out of self defence, we are losing the war against the bulldog's toots, but without TOTW, we would have had to surrender years ago. And just today we were discussion the fact that TOTW seems to be losing ground fast. (please help, I wear a CPAP mask and the bulldog insists on sleeping directly beneath the machine, so not only is the evil gas delivered straight into my mask, it is done so with extremely high air pressure, all night long)

I presume you were the before, not after. I was wearing my "I love Garfunkel and Oates" tee shirt. Seeing that is worth the admission. Ohhhh, most people think meeting the wife is better, but to each their own.

It's a shame she can't sue the real criminal in the case, Thomas Duncan, the selfish man who put his self and his wishes above countless people's lives.

In 1996, a white man in a group of people protesting California's Prop 187, was attacked and injured. A hispanic reporter for Univision asks the injured man if he is a racist and if he likes Latin people. Jesse Peterson steps in and does a great job of explaining why that is not only a stupid question, but why it was asked. Almost 20 years later, nothing has changed except that more people in this county have bought into the stupidity of this reporter's argument. Ohhhh, and we have more criminals (illegal invaders) here than ever.

I....like it!

Wife and I ate there at 2pm today. Had breakfast, $13 (not including tip), both full and food was good.

That was funny. If I were in charge, I would have a commercial released using that as a reason to buy Mercedes.

Whatever works, besides that is better than reminding her of her grandfather.

I'm working on breaking that up. I will cut a little slack......for now.