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I was in Mayberry Friday. I bought a tee shirt that had this picture on it. Only it has Andy's born/death dates under his picture and Don's born/death dates under his picture.

It was an ad parody in the National Lampoon magazine. At the time, VW was running ads that included how the VW bug could float. I always thought it was a funny.

This is so my life. (well, not the motorcycle part, but my thinking about something like that)

For one thing, the basic story is true. Arlo Guthrie was arrested for littering, there really was an Alice and there was a real Officer Obie and he really did avoid the draft. And yep, a '72 model is too young. (not a criticism) There is only 4 years difference between my brother and myself and he doesn't really understand or remember those times the way I do. The same with my wife, who is my brother's age and when I talk about those days, she doesn't have any idea what I am really talking about. A simple example is the The Great Speckled Bird, it was something that was big in my day and m

For those who may not know, Arlo Guthrie's father was Woody Guthrie. Woody Guthrie wrote and recorded many depression era songs, such as This Land is Your Land, Pretty Boy Floyd and many others. ETA Charles Arthur (Pretty Boy) Floyd was born in GA, just north of Paulding County

"Ladies Night" is discrimination. It is when bars do it and it is when gun ranges do it. I am ok with bars doing it, since I greatly depended on the girl I was trying to pickup being well on her way to hammered, but I am against gun ranges giving women discounts that are not offered to men. I will however not make a scene about it, because while a drunk girl can be a lot of trouble at times, a mad girl with a gun can be deadly.

I just use common sense. A criminal knows that there is really good chance that the populace is unarmed, that is a really good place to commit a crime, not much chance of Joe Citizen stopping him with a bullet. A criminal knows that there is really good chance that the populace is armed, that is not as good of a place to commit a crime, to much chance of Joe Citizen stopping him with a bullet. Whew! That was really tough to figure out. Time for a nap.

Uhhhhh....sure it has....everyone knows that.

It is not hard, just get the equipment and ask NITRO. (or MrGaStorm)

"The twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us."

It is long, but it worth it! You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant Walk right in it's around the back Just a half a mile from the railroad track You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

For some strange reason this part of the song Alice's Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie keeps coming into my mind. ...And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I Wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and Guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and He started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down Yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, Sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

I took a nap, ate something and am not as....let's call it grouchy....as I was earlier.

I said the same thing to Glassdogs. (that means that you may wish to have a checkup ASAP)

You funny.

I need to quit typing, I am too irritable to be discussing this tonight. Sorry for the rants, but dang, why can't people just use common sense. (and that includes me at times) (the number of times depends on who you ask, me or the wife) (the wife won't lie, but she does get things wrong at times, so keep that in mind when she gives you an answer) This clip is a metaphor for the way a lot of people live.

Yeh, right! Like I said, who am going to believe the lying government or what I see with my own eyes. You just keep telling yourself that crime is down. Now that I know what you believe, I know not to take anything you say seriously. Yep, your 1000% right, crime is better today than it was 50 years ago. And spanking and paddling at home and in school is baaaad. And drugs are good and all we need to do is what makes us feel good. Nope, I was telling them they are funny. People who believe stats instead of what they experience and see for themselves are funny. I use the word fun

I guess your question to me is: Who am I going to believe, the FBI or my eyes? 50 years ago, did you lock your car doors when you went to the store? NO 50 years ago, did you leave young kids in the car with the windows down while you went grocery shopping? Yes 50 years ago, did you worry about locking your doors at home while you ran up to the store? NO 50 years ago, did you worry about your kids playing all over the town? NO 50 years ago, did you worry if a kid brought a gun to school in their car? NO 50 years ago, did you worry about your daughter getting date raped? NO 50 years ago,

You Funny!

I know the city, but after so many hotel rooms, I forget what my room number is. YOU FUNNY! Glassdogs and I are talking on the phone and laughing ourselves to death.

REALLY?? Now I know to just ignore you. Unless you wish to by a gold bridge I have in San Fran. What a.....never mind, to many days on the road and in hotels are getting to me.

LIKE I SAID. And if we were still a country where people took responsibility for their actions, the jury would throw the lawsuit out. Gotta go, time to paddle the wife. (don't get excited, she likes it)

And if we were still a country where people took responsibility for their actions, the jury would throw the lawsuit out. Gotta go, time to paddle the wife. (don't get excited, she likes it)

Are you really that obtuse?